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  1. I'm ready for a White Trash Party. Anyone?
  2. @Prettyfeet1 I think I know those toes....
  3. Been juicing carrots lately. Too much though. My poo looks like Sathers Orange Slice Candy.
  4. Why so long between Tweets? I forgot my freakin' password.
  5. Interview on WFAA. I enjoyed the professional lighting on my sweat-ringed armpits. http://bit.ly/umwjp
  6. And, finished my interview with Tim Rogers from D Magazine. Not sure when that story goes to press.
  7. Just did my first interview with Janet St. James from WFAA, re: my trial. Story should air tonight in the 10 O'Clock News on Channel 8.
  8. Trying to get into habit of Twittin' daily. Couldnt Monday...busy. Car Show at RM Auto on Sat. made $1500 for the police/fire foundation.
  9. Sorry for no Tweets. The Russ Martin Automotive Car Show is Sat. June 27th at RM Auto. The RMS Band will perform. Info @ www.russmartin.com
  10. Finally, the new www.russmartin.com Is online. Grab a handrail and hang on.
  11. Sorry no Tweets in a while. Being on vacation has kept me busy. And NO MILFs at gym today. Coupla DILFs, though...
  12. Something about being on treadmill that makes me poot. Floated an air biscuit, it made the room & came back & got me. I got a fart-a-rang.
  13. Welcome to Janet St. James from Channel 8, as one of my new followers. I've been following Janet for a while... but more terrestrially.
  14. Each morning I check on RM Automotive via the shop security cams. I posted some of the texts I sent this morning.
  15. Watching you guys on shop cams right now. I've got some things I want done.
  16. All of you dance in your underwear right now, or youre fired. Esp Josh.
  17. Darryl, Show me some ass.
  18. Listened to Mark Davis on way to gym.The Dallas/hotel vote:who's opposing & where they getting the cash for media spots? I smell a stinky.
  19. Called Amy to see if she had let the dogs out to piss. She said yes. I told her to go see if Twiggy was hanging out a cougars asshole.
  20. Left house at 7 to workout. Noticed a med. sized dog run in my backyard. Looked again. Say, that looks like a....f@cking bobcat.