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Dunno who's in charge of today, but they've fucked it up. Weather's awful, traffic's bad and I feel haunted. 2 out of 10. Must try harder.about 8 hours agofrom API
@nerdsoup Me me me me me me me me me me me me me. Watch 'Hounded' on CBBC (in April) for proof.about 19 hours agofrom API
@JustinHawkins Just cancelled a gig to be there -if tix's a problem, let me know and we'll buy some. VERY exited. Would you like a present?4:50 AM Nov 28thfrom API
According to www.chortle.co.uk ( @chortle ) I am "... The Malcolm X of Oral Sex."
Have not stopped smiling for the 2 hours since I read that12:45 PM Nov 27thfrom web
@oddisgood Hairy bum pieces. So sorry, but totally unable to find a baby sitter. A bit annoyed by this. So sorry we won't be attending. Bah!10:45 AM Nov 27thfrom web