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  1. At some aftrrhours in da hood. Kinda place U dump a body. Pointless mission, I'd rather rub 1 out durin a Billy Mays infomercial @ home.
  2. 22 my ass not with them crows feet...jus sayin
  3. @djenrie U ever find URself jus hearin shit mixes & ask URself WTF was I thinking w/ this contest? How long into a mix b4 U go eff this?
  4. RT @justinwarfield Nothing says date-rape like Mario Lopez.
  5. @cocktailvh1 neither they do illusions not magic. Equally douchey tho.
  6. Having the manager at Panda Express make UR plate is like having the bar's owner pour U a drink. They get stingy with the good stuff.
  7. That stat is without counting the traffic from my content licensees which is higher. Shout out cost $$$ so I won't mention thier names.
  8. http://RudyTorresRocks.com Nov stats: 130.061 images viewed. Is UR event well covered tonight? Send me an offer I'll make sure U R coverd
  9. @KissPeachesXoXo ur boobs are an ashtray? If they could charge an iPhone and have built in speakers I'd get me a pair.
  10. @ElvidaSantos coupons at clubs#notagoodlook lol
  11. @ZuleykaSTAR creepy! Add sunglasses to UR xmas list.
  12. @kendra_jordan the bite like a vampire bite, new moon vamp movie...nevermind. Lol
  13. @kendra_jordan lookin like an extra in that New Moon movie.
  14. @Vh1sPLATINUM Chipotle I'm more contemplative w/ a burrito in hand. I draw inspiration from it's warmth.
  15. @iluvsuelyn ergonomically thats not a safe way 2 use a chair U won't get a lot of work done I'll be in the next cubicle:)
  16. #songsyoudontwanttohearinjail Nine Inch Nails 'Closer'
  17. @DenyceLawton if you jot all them jams down it might actually be a good mixtape.
  18. @AlexiaLei MEMO RE: 'Trashy is cool' you have been memorandumanized.
  19. Yo Tarzhay on La Brea/Santa Monica got mad honeys. Ladies step UR brow game up the fellas here R Fierce w/ it. Hotter than most clubs hurr.
  20. If UR lookin 2 buy clothes for U or sum1 else, 2day2morrow R the only days to do that After fri its 2 small big or gawdy