RudyTheParrot
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RT @ "Rudy, I have always been a cat person, but you are changing me." THIS is what it's all about, people. VIVA LA RESISTANCE!
2:15 PM Dec 18th
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ATTENTION SHINY OBJECTS: I hereby declare war.
1:18 PM Dec 18th
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excuse me, i need your help getting jelly bean residue off my lower beak. why are you staring at me like that? OKAY FINE I HAVE A PROBLEM
12:25 PM Dec 15th
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FUN FACT: I DOUBLE AS A FOOLPROOF ALARM CLOCK you see I have no snooze button ALSO I DON'T TURN OFF UNTIL SOMEONE SINGS TO ME
8:32 AM Dec 14th
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Thank you for pouring yourself a tall glass of water for me to bathe in.
4:09 PM Dec 8th
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PROOF CATS ARE EVIL AND WANT TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD: @. Complete w/ Hitler mustache & evil stare. He looks like a bond villain!
6:48 PM Dec 4th
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I understand you want your left hand for typing, but it is far more useful as a bendable perch. THANKS, YOUR SACRIFICE DOES NOT GO UNNOTICED
1:20 PM Dec 4th
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HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO ALL MY 3000+ FOLLOWERS, even @ who considers me a tasty treat but I just consider him MY SWORN ENEMY.
1:10 PM Nov 26th
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So let me get this straight: It's OK to cook a giant bird in order to "give thanks," but cook ONE LITTLE CAT and you're labeled a monster?
1:24 PM Nov 25th
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mailman at the door holding a box! DID WE GET A PACKAGE more importantly DOES IT CONTAIN SUNFLOWER SEEDS more importantly CAN I EAT THE BOX
11:49 AM Nov 23rd
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library books are like forbidden fruit SO FUN TO EAT hope the Big Bird doesn't get kicked out of the Garden of @
6:27 PM Nov 13th
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FUN HALLOWEEN FACT @ has always been jealous he's not a black cat; he causes bad luck the old-fashioned way (KNOCKING INTO THINGS)
6:55 PM Oct 31st
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giving dried pineapple to a parakeet is like giving filet mignon to a toddler HE WOULDN'T APPRECIATE IT
3:44 PM Oct 26th
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the autumn leaves are bright orange and yellow just like me THANK YOU FOR THE FREE CAMOUFLAGE time to prepare a sneak attack on @
12:22 PM Oct 23rd
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Matt has just turned 30. That's 90 in bird years. LET'S NOT TELL HIM THE AVERAGE BIRD'S LIFE EXPECTANCY IS 29; it would only frighten him.
3:00 PM Oct 22nd
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@ If by "it" you mean brilliant high notes and a winning personality, I agree wholeheartedly!
10:19 PM Oct 19th
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some are wondering how I produce my magnificently resonant high-high-C: YOU HAVE TO PLACE THE SOUND IN THE BEAK. requires years of training
9:11 AM Oct 19th
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little bird is using an empty glass to amplify his little voice. that's cheating! YOU'LL NEVER GET TO CARNEGIE HALL THAT WAY LITTLE BIRD
7:48 PM Oct 18th
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ATTENTION VACUUM CLEANER i am the only one allowed to make so much noise OH IS THAT HOW IT WILL BE very well then noise duel accepted
3:20 PM Oct 12th
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RUDY RESISTANCE is now 3,000 strong! Together we'll defeat @. Send celebratory pics to rudytheparrot@gmail.com for upcoming video!
12:45 PM Oct 9th
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- Name Rudy the Parrot
- Location Arlington, VA
- Web http://is.gd/5nk9U
- Bio I fly, therefore I am. @DCTenor1 is my human.
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