RudyTheParrot
- the big bird is dressed up in wizard's robes and calling me his "avian house elf" WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIMabout 16 hours ago from mobile web
- I HAVE DISCOVERED A BOWL OF JELLY BEANS it's like playpen balls & an all-you-can-eat buffet wrapped into one EXCUSE ME TIME TO GO SNORKELING8:36 AM Jul 15th from web
- BREAKING NEWS! little bird is saying "rudy rudy rudy" VERY COOL because he is serenading me but EMASCULATING as I have no such vocal ability2:51 PM Jul 14th from web
- I have taken the liberty of shrilly waking Matt up when the sun hit my cage 2 hrs before his alarm clock. NO THANKS NEEDED JUST DOING MY JOB5:15 AM Jul 13th from web
- NO COMMENT ON THE LOSS AND RECOVERY OF @SOCKINGTON --- We do not comment on confidential national security operations --- NO MORE QUESTIONS8:48 AM Jul 11th from web
- A lot of Matt's friends came over today and I didn't bite ANY of them! WHERE IS MY REWARD.10:19 PM Jul 8th from web
- SIX IS TERRIFIED OF SEVEN TODAY! (That's a joke I heard, but it doesn't make much sense to me since I know of no numbers past 3.)8:35 AM Jul 8th from web
- DO NOT WORRY that is only me making kissing noises from inside your pants leg.4:55 PM Jul 7th from web
- The brown paper bag tasks me. IT TASKS ME AND I SHALL HAVE IT!3:30 PM Jun 30th from web
- IT WAS A GREAT FEATHER DAY and the Sun was shining, so Little Bird and I did a photo shoot in my Tree. ENJOY THE COLORS http://is.gd/1f4Pd4:39 PM Jun 26th from web
- My heart actually goes out to this amazing kitty whose heart DIDN'T go out when he got STRUCK BY A CROSSBOW! (8 lives to go) www.is.gd/1aAKR10:50 AM Jun 23rd from web
- @Sockington is urging his minions to go to web sites that don't exist. CONGRATS THAT MAY BE THE MOST POINTLESS USE OF TWITTER I'VE EVER SEEN3:07 PM Jun 20th from web
- Matt is heading to a big TV/Radio Correspondents dinner with Obama, or something. All I know for sure is IT'S TIME TO POOP ON HIS TUXEDO1:45 PM Jun 19th from web
- If you pull out a bird's tail feathers, they will grow back. I wonder if the same thing happens with a cat's tail? LOOKING FOR VOLUNTEERS11:37 AM Jun 16th from web
- Hey all you cats out there: Do those fiber optic cables on your face do anything? Or are they just for show? Because they look ridiculous.10:32 AM Jun 12th from web
- Hey, @pennycat, if I don't have arms, how am I lifting this pencil? http://is.gd/Zcaz. TRY AGAIN, CAT BRAIN3:31 PM Jun 11th from web
- So @Sockington & @Pennycat tweet about cooking/eating me; I post ONE joke about skinning cats & lose 10 followers! LEARN TO TAKE A JOKE GUYS11:07 AM Jun 11th from web
- Just to clarify: I AM NOT IN FAVOR OF SKINNING CATS. I prefer leaving the skin on. Not as healthy, I know, but I just love "Extra Crispy"!9:31 AM Jun 11th from web
- I swear I have nothing to do with the Serial Cat Killer in Florida. But I will be sending him a Christmas card this year. http://is.gd/YOrr5:38 AM Jun 11th from web
- Finding: The dog still cowers from me -- he doesn't realize I've been stripped of my powers of flight! YES, RUN DOGGIE, RUN AWAY5:09 PM Jun 2nd from web
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- Name Rudy the Parrot
- Location Arlington, VA
- Web http://is.gd/g2Pq
- Bio I fly, therefore I am. @DCTenor1 is my human.
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