RudyTheParrot
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BIG ANNOUNCEMENT COMING for now let's just say WE'VE ALWAYS NEEDED MORE AMPHIBIANS IN THE WHITE HOUSE.
11:14 PM Dec 26th, 2011
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Cats evolved from bigger cats. I EVOLVED FROM DINOSAURS! Game set match.
11:29 AM Dec 23rd, 2011
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Once upon a time, an egg was found on a doorstep. That egg hatched and became Squirt. He was loved, and will be missed.
3:11 PM Nov 10th, 2011
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You may have taken away my ability to fly but you haven't taken away my ability to dive at you from the shower rod.
7:58 AM Aug 10th, 2011
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LOOK A BIRD LOVE STORY FOR THE AGES! I hope one day I find my long-lost birdmate. (I wonder if I have one?)
2:43 PM Jul 18th, 2011
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WHO WANTS TO LIVE WITH A CELEBIRDIE? I need a new home in the DC area. Must be pet-friendly: I plan to bring @ with me. NO CATS!
1:03 PM Jul 12th, 2011
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My human, @, serenaded a wedding proposal! Hear those dulcet tones? I TAUGHT HIM EVERYTHING HE KNOWS.
7:49 AM May 31st, 2011
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WHY ARE YOU STILL IN BED i will just keep pressing my beak against your eyes until they open HELLO GOOD MORNING! guess your on button works
6:58 AM May 7th, 2011
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THE QUEEN IS KILLING QUAKER PARROTS! I know Quakers can be grumpy but they don't deserve this. SAVE OUR FRIENDS!
12:14 PM Apr 26th, 2011
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KILL TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE is such a brutal saying how about KICK TWO CATS WITH ONE FOOT okay fine still too brutal SUGGESTIONS WELCOME
7:41 PM Apr 22nd, 2011
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CATS KILL HALF A BILLION BIRDS EVERY YEAR not sure what a "billion" is regardless I WILL TAKE THE FIRST WATCH
10:43 AM Mar 22nd, 2011
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We've come out of sabbatical to investigate the thousands of birds falling from the sky. THIS BEARS ALL THE HALLMARKS OF A SOCKS ARMY ATTACK
10:24 PM Jan 4th, 2011
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I've said it before, I'll say it again: THANKS for pouring yourself a tall glass of water FOR ME TO BATHE IN.
11:24 AM Sep 6th, 2010
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some network bigwigs are testing out a new show EXTREME MAKEOVER: CAGE EDITION it's very "high concept"
10:30 AM Sep 4th, 2010
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Hmmm? What is this new song you have for me? What a jaunty beat! Happy birthday to me, indeed! Excellent! I WILL EXPECT THIS SONG EVERY DAY.
10:01 PM Sep 1st, 2010
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Five years ago today I emerged victorious from a 3-week battle with my nemesis The Egg. Here's to future battles... and to future victories!
1:29 PM Sep 1st, 2010
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finally someone is asking the right questions OF COURSE WE ALL KNOW WHAT THE ANSWER SHOULD BE
3:05 PM Aug 13th, 2010
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thank you for letting me sample your food but I NEED TO EAT IT DIRECTLY FROM YOUR PLATE otherwise it is not the same
7:12 PM Aug 2nd, 2010
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you have a callous on your foot i have a built-in callous remover this is a match made in heaven just hold still and HEY WHERE ARE YOU GOING
12:19 PM Jul 26th, 2010
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IF I KNOW YOU ARE IN THE OTHER ROOM I'LL SQUAWK UNTIL YOU COME GET ME. Why can't you understand? I've been trying to train you for 4 years!
8:15 AM Jul 22nd, 2010
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- Name Rudy the Parrot
- Location Arlington, VA
- Web http://is.gd/5nk9U
- Bio I fly, therefore I am. @Pavahotti is my human.
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