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  1. RT @TessCollins "Rudy, I have always been a cat person, but you are changing me." THIS is what it's all about, people. VIVA LA RESISTANCE!
  2. ATTENTION SHINY OBJECTS: I hereby declare war. http://is.gd/5sJY3
  3. excuse me, i need your help getting jelly bean residue off my lower beak. why are you staring at me like that? OKAY FINE I HAVE A PROBLEM
  4. FUN FACT: I DOUBLE AS A FOOLPROOF ALARM CLOCK you see I have no snooze button ALSO I DON'T TURN OFF UNTIL SOMEONE SINGS TO ME
  5. Thank you for pouring yourself a tall glass of water for me to bathe in.
  6. PROOF CATS ARE EVIL AND WANT TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD: @HilterTheCat. Complete w/ Hitler mustache & evil stare. He looks like a bond villain!
  7. I understand you want your left hand for typing, but it is far more useful as a bendable perch. THANKS, YOUR SACRIFICE DOES NOT GO UNNOTICED
  8. HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO ALL MY 3000+ FOLLOWERS, even @Sockington who considers me a tasty treat but I just consider him MY SWORN ENEMY.
  9. So let me get this straight: It's OK to cook a giant bird in order to "give thanks," but cook ONE LITTLE CAT and you're labeled a monster?
  10. mailman at the door holding a box! DID WE GET A PACKAGE more importantly DOES IT CONTAIN SUNFLOWER SEEDS more importantly CAN I EAT THE BOX
  11. library books are like forbidden fruit SO FUN TO EAT hope the Big Bird doesn't get kicked out of the Garden of @ArlingtonVALib
  12. FUN HALLOWEEN FACT @Sockington has always been jealous he's not a black cat; he causes bad luck the old-fashioned way (KNOCKING INTO THINGS)
  13. giving dried pineapple to a parakeet is like giving filet mignon to a toddler HE WOULDN'T APPRECIATE IT http://is.gd/4Ddpx
  14. the autumn leaves are bright orange and yellow just like me THANK YOU FOR THE FREE CAMOUFLAGE time to prepare a sneak attack on @sockington
  15. Matt has just turned 30. That's 90 in bird years. LET'S NOT TELL HIM THE AVERAGE BIRD'S LIFE EXPECTANCY IS 29; it would only frighten him.
  16. @michelleshy If by "it" you mean brilliant high notes and a winning personality, I agree wholeheartedly!
  17. some are wondering how I produce my magnificently resonant high-high-C: YOU HAVE TO PLACE THE SOUND IN THE BEAK. requires years of training
  18. little bird is using an empty glass to amplify his little voice. that's cheating! YOU'LL NEVER GET TO CARNEGIE HALL THAT WAY LITTLE BIRD
  19. ATTENTION VACUUM CLEANER i am the only one allowed to make so much noise OH IS THAT HOW IT WILL BE very well then noise duel accepted
  20. RUDY RESISTANCE is now 3,000 strong! Together we'll defeat @Sockington. Send celebratory pics to rudytheparrot@gmail.com for upcoming video!