RudyTheParrot
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library books are like forbidden fruit SO FUN TO EAT hope the Big Bird doesn't get kicked out of the Garden of @
6:27 PM Nov 13th
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FUN HALLOWEEN FACT @ has always been jealous he's not a black cat; he causes bad luck the old-fashioned way (KNOCKING INTO THINGS)
6:55 PM Oct 31st
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giving dried pineapple to a parakeet is like giving filet mignon to a toddler HE WOULDN'T APPRECIATE IT
3:44 PM Oct 26th
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the autumn leaves are bright orange and yellow just like me THANK YOU FOR THE FREE CAMOUFLAGE time to prepare a sneak attack on @
12:22 PM Oct 23rd
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Matt has just turned 30. That's 90 in bird years. LET'S NOT TELL HIM THE AVERAGE BIRD'S LIFE EXPECTANCY IS 29; it would only frighten him.
3:00 PM Oct 22nd
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@ If by "it" you mean brilliant high notes and a winning personality, I agree wholeheartedly!
10:19 PM Oct 19th
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some are wondering how I produce my magnificently resonant high-high-C: YOU HAVE TO PLACE THE SOUND IN THE BEAK. requires years of training
9:11 AM Oct 19th
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little bird is using an empty glass to amplify his little voice. that's cheating! YOU'LL NEVER GET TO CARNEGIE HALL THAT WAY LITTLE BIRD
7:48 PM Oct 18th
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ATTENTION VACUUM CLEANER i am the only one allowed to make so much noise OH IS THAT HOW IT WILL BE very well then noise duel accepted
3:20 PM Oct 12th
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RUDY RESISTANCE is now 3,000 strong! Together we'll defeat @. Send celebratory pics to rudytheparrot@gmail.com for upcoming video!
12:45 PM Oct 9th
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for the last time IN YOUR ROOM a head stretch means give me kisses IN THE SHOWER it means pour more water on me LET'S TRY THIS AGAIN
9:33 AM Oct 7th
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WOO it's like Skinemax for birds! (WARNING: NOT SUITABLE FOR BIRDS YOUNGER THAN 3 YEARS OF AGE)
11:25 AM Oct 3rd
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standing on the lid of your MacBook makes me feel like the head of Apple OOH JUST GOT A GREAT IDEA FOR A BIRD CAGE WITH ONLY ONE BUTTON
11:36 AM Oct 1st
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now that there's a totem pole in your bedroom I really should be in charge COME ON MY HEADDRESS HAS MORE FEATHERS
10:18 AM Sep 29th
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This is probably a good time to inform you I have taken up whittling. YOUR UNDERWEAR DRAWER IS NOW A TOTEM POLE. You'll thank me later.
3:18 PM Sep 28th
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getting mentioned by @ is like an intellectual getting picked for Oprah's book club MY NUMBERS WILL GO UP but i feel so, so dirty
3:05 PM Sep 27th
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thanks for preparing the warm bath but I really do prefer squeezing myself into my water dish IT REMINDS ME OF LIFE IN THE EGG ah memories
2:55 PM Sep 22nd
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Little Bird COULD say "bye-bye" correctly, but he's decided to mimic MY pronunciation. JUST CALL ME PROFESSOR RUDY wonder when i get tenure
2:33 PM Sep 20th
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DEAR MATT thanks for letting me sleep in your underwear drawer REGRETFULLY someone has shredded all the bedding PLEASE SEND MORE love rudy
9:30 PM Sep 19th
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Oh dried papaya, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways. I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my beak can reach! *nom nom nom*
3:37 PM Sep 18th
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- Name Rudy the Parrot
- Location Arlington, VA
- Web http://is.gd/g2Pq
- Bio I fly, therefore I am. @DCTenor1 is my human.
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