RudyTheParrot
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I'M SURE YOU'RE PRETTY ON THE INSIDE! RT @: @ u look like a romantic sunset. I feel boring. I am gonna get some dye!
8:37 AM May 19th
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I really think he captured my good side WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'IS IT AIRBRUSHED'
12:47 PM Apr 13th
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Yes, of course I say "bye bye" when the toilet is flushed. It's just common courtesy.
9:19 AM Apr 13th
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@ That's taking things a bit too far I'M NOT A FAN OF EXTREMISM
10:09 AM Apr 12th
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in reply to tattoosandbones
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breaking news DINOSAURS HAD FEATHERS very exciting but not at all surprising MIGHT CHANGE MY NAME TO TYRUDYSAURUS
9:39 AM Apr 12th
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@ Congratulations on breaking 1000. May your followers be as numerous as your feathers! Down with cats! Pip pip and all that!
9:36 AM Apr 12th
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in reply to LolitaParrot
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@ YES I support all avian literature! What questions do you have for me? I do hope the bird is the hero.
11:45 PM Mar 9th
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in reply to WestonOfTinTown
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BIG ANNOUNCEMENT COMING for now let's just say WE'VE ALWAYS NEEDED MORE AMPHIBIANS IN THE WHITE HOUSE.
11:14 PM Dec 26th, 2011
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Cats evolved from bigger cats. I EVOLVED FROM DINOSAURS! Game set match.
11:29 AM Dec 23rd, 2011
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Once upon a time, an egg was found on a doorstep. That egg hatched and became Squirt. He was loved, and will be missed.
3:11 PM Nov 10th, 2011
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You may have taken away my ability to fly but you haven't taken away my ability to dive at you from the shower rod.
7:58 AM Aug 10th, 2011
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LOOK A BIRD LOVE STORY FOR THE AGES! I hope one day I find my long-lost birdmate. (I wonder if I have one?)
2:43 PM Jul 18th, 2011
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WHO WANTS TO LIVE WITH A CELEBIRDIE? I need a new home in the DC area. Must be pet-friendly: I plan to bring @ with me. NO CATS!
1:03 PM Jul 12th, 2011
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My human, @, serenaded a wedding proposal! Hear those dulcet tones? I TAUGHT HIM EVERYTHING HE KNOWS.
7:49 AM May 31st, 2011
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WHY ARE YOU STILL IN BED i will just keep pressing my beak against your eyes until they open HELLO GOOD MORNING! guess your on button works
6:58 AM May 7th, 2011
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THE QUEEN IS KILLING QUAKER PARROTS! I know Quakers can be grumpy but they don't deserve this. SAVE OUR FRIENDS!
12:14 PM Apr 26th, 2011
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KILL TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE is such a brutal saying how about KICK TWO CATS WITH ONE FOOT okay fine still too brutal SUGGESTIONS WELCOME
7:41 PM Apr 22nd, 2011
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CATS KILL HALF A BILLION BIRDS EVERY YEAR not sure what a "billion" is regardless I WILL TAKE THE FIRST WATCH
10:43 AM Mar 22nd, 2011
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We've come out of sabbatical to investigate the thousands of birds falling from the sky. THIS BEARS ALL THE HALLMARKS OF A SOCKS ARMY ATTACK
10:24 PM Jan 4th, 2011
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I've said it before, I'll say it again: THANKS for pouring yourself a tall glass of water FOR ME TO BATHE IN.
11:24 AM Sep 6th, 2010
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- Name Rudy the Parrot
- Location Silver Spring, MD
- Web http://is.gd/Rudy...
- Bio I fly, therefore I am. @Pavahotti is my human.
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