RoystonBlake
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Not even a community pillar like me gets respect these days. Park your car a couple of years and look what the cunts do:
6:07 AM Nov 12th
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How much is chips?
1:34 AM Sep 17th
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A man who don't cry is like a cloud that don't rain. And if he don't piss, he's a lot like one. Except for shitting. Hey, can clouds shit?
6:56 AM Sep 16th
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But like I says, I'm fucking retired now
1:50 PM Sep 8th
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@ You got a fucking weird accent, pal. You from East Bloater?
1:49 PM Sep 8th
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in reply to EvilParisHilton
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@ You can't get bottles of Roses, mate. Only tins and little cartons, which last about 30 fucking seconds
1:43 PM Sep 8th
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@ It is true I am a hero, aye. But I wouldn't bother with them Curly fuckers. For a proper choc bar, I recommend the Yorkie
1:37 PM Sep 8th
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in reply to BadsvilleBroad
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Fuck this - I hereby fucking retire. Take my advice and follow @ instead. Maybe I'll see you again one day. Until then, fuck off
10:43 AM Sep 8th
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The writer goes back for more bookshop punishment. I told him he was shite at it. Would he listen? Would he fuck...
11:08 AM Sep 2nd
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Yer a bird? Oh... fuckin soz mate
12:26 PM Aug 29th
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@ Anyone gets hurt round here, it's their own fucking fault. Doc says I'm a beast and I cannot be tamed. But I'll let you off
1:13 PM Aug 28th
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in reply to EvilParisHilton
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@ It was the fucking library, for fuck sake. I knows what libraries are and the Pry ain't one of em. You sayin' I'm thick?
8:08 AM Aug 28th
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in reply to EvilParisHilton
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@ they ain't even got Hairway to Smell. It's a proper library
1:41 PM Aug 27th
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in reply to EvilParisHilton
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Rocky? Apollo? What's going on here???
7:41 AM Aug 27th
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Top idea: "Twatter". Ppl follow you about as you go round attacking random blokes. BUT you only get 140 seconds to end it. Catch on or what?
2:26 AM Aug 27th
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Big brother's got axed, is it? Harsh, that. If I had a big bro, I'd just twat him. Unless he tried to axe me, in which case he's fuckin dead
9:27 AM Aug 26th
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The Writer was snapped for the local paper just now. Should of seen him, the poncy twat. "Left side only, OK?" I'd of gave him a fuckin left
7:23 AM Aug 25th
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Well done cricket lads on getting back the ashes of Queen Victoria, which the convicts had robbed. Scatter em before the cunts nick em again
2:38 PM Aug 24th
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@ I've wrote three. Just cos I weren't the one typing, don't mean I never writ em. I should call him the Typist, not the Writer
2:18 PM Aug 24th
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in reply to jaystringer
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The writer went to Brum hawking his wares. He was shit! That's what you get for leaving me out. He did flog a few, mind:
12:36 PM Aug 24th
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- Name Royston Blake
- Location Mangel
- Web http://bit.ly/MgWBb
- Bio Hardest pound for pound doorman in Mangel. And not a murderer
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