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believes there's no shame in going to Sinnot's on a Wednesday night and waking up on Thursday morning beside a bean Garda from Belturbet...
4:04 AM Dec 3rd
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thinks Rog is going to find it very hord to get off the old Dame Judy after Johnny Sexton's heroics yesterday...
6:13 AM Nov 29th
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says, first we get a recession (famine), then swine flu (pestilence), now half the country's under water (flood). What's next? Locusts?
3:14 AM Nov 26th
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is wondering is there a campaign yet to have last night's X Factor replayed, like Ireland v France and the Lisbon referendum?
8:13 AM Nov 23rd
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says Dermot Ahern wants the match replayed in the interests of fair play. My old man wants the 2007 election replayed for the same reason!
5:01 AM Nov 19th
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is wondering how long the whinging is going to go on. It's bad enough that Munster have been banging on about the Hand of Back since forever
2:33 AM Nov 19th
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is only playing devil's, I don't know, avocado here, but haven't 'we' spent more than twenty years laughing at England over the Hand of God?
12:45 AM Nov 19th
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says the goys next door are claiming that was a Southside goal. Er, Ballyboden and Tallaght? Since when are they on the Southside?
12:51 PM Nov 18th
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is praying 'we' don't qualify for the Wurdled Cup. He couldn't take an entire summer of this...
8:44 AM Nov 18th
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is watching the 'soccer' tonight with the Westies next door - Luke Skangballer and Skobie Wan Kenobi. He wasn't so much invited as summoned
8:17 AM Nov 18th
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says a special room in hell has been reserved for people who say, "Thanking you!"
8:42 AM Nov 13th
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is declaring open season on people who say, "Which?" instead of, "What?" when they don't hear you. And, "Parding?" instead of, "Pordon?"
7:09 AM Nov 13th
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just wrongfooted a chugger on Grafton St by walking up and asking her for her name, bank account details and sort code number. She said no!
7:21 AM Nov 12th
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says, Fred Perry? Er, hello?
3:04 PM Nov 10th
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is sick of birds banging on about Ollie off the X Factor. If they saw him in Temple Bor on a Friday night, they'd cross the focking street!
3:01 PM Nov 10th
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says is anyone else watching Planes, Trains and Automobiles on E4? Those aren't pillows! Classic comedy!
4:52 PM Nov 6th
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says ATMS have storted giving out twenties again! No more shop people looking at your fifty like it's a handful of your pubic hair!
7:02 AM Nov 2nd
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has just been to see This Is It. Michael McLeithreas - what a genius. He sure could dance for a white boy!
12:43 PM Nov 1st
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says Ronan dressed up as Omar from The Wire last night. I wish I could tell you that the sawn-off was a fake...
3:19 AM Nov 1st
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is wondering what Tiger kidnappings are going to be called now that it's the current economic blahdy blah.
7:11 AM Oct 30th
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