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RoryJ68

  1. Barbecue ribs are the absolute best thing ever.
  2. Hahahaha, got started on as I walked through sandviein because I was 'takin the piss oot eh tescos' #kidsthesedays
  3. The most annoying thing for me about working 9-5 is that I'm pretty much never needed.
  4. Omg I love 1d twitter.com/RoryJ68/status…
  5. Hahahahaha "now I can have milk EVERY day" #friends #rossgeller
  6. Pirates of the FUCKING Caribbean.
  7. “@DepressedDarth: #YouShouldBeAshamed if you've never seen Star Wars.” @KarisGeorgeson
  8. DarkScythe (The Waves are Free) TUNE! #SIBC
  9. Making absolutely sure there is no juice left in the tin, then crushing it and getting your hands covered in juice. #fuckthesystem
  10. @abeebeee well I didn't want to tag you because of you hate each other that would be really awkward
  11. I can't tell if they're friends or if they hate each other..
  12. They need to get Will Ferrel a microphone. #socceraid
  13. FUCK OFF YOU BIG HAIRY BEE CUNT