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Women say they can't have sex because they have headaches. Men just figure, sex with a headache is still better than a headache without sex.
8:12 PM Oct 6th
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Sunday supper at the Circus Geeks' house always ended in a quarrel because there were never enough chicken heads to go around.
8:10 PM Oct 6th
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New rule: White House staffers can't be fired for telling the truth about Republicanss. Some really are assholes.
10:11 AM Sep 7th
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Thinking about executing a fish. I've watched this yellow cichlid in my tank terrorizing the other fish. It even killed one before my eyes.
10:07 AM Sep 7th
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So, you think you're cool, not a computer nerd at all. Take the quiz at
1:09 PM Aug 7th
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Have you seen "Up" yet? What's the matter with you? Aren't you reading this twitter? And you call yourself a follower. Jeeze almighty!
1:04 PM Aug 7th
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Want to increase the number of people following you? I will be your Twitter fan for cash.
10:31 PM Aug 4th
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Took the grandchildren to see "Up." Funniest animation since Warner Brothers closed down. See it.
10:27 PM Aug 4th
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Whoa, pony! Just saw it's been two months since last twitter. Now I just feel so...dirty.
11:12 PM Jul 21st
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Don't know about you, but I'm getting really sick and tired of hearing myself singing all the times. Humming, whistling, foot-tapping, too
3:10 AM May 18th
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Just added "Politicians -- Is It Best to Rent, Lease, or Buy Them? " to ronwhiteblog.com
10:47 AM May 17th
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I'm off to the garage to see if I can put together the red wago I took apart so I could paint it yellow. I it looks any good I'll pos pix.
8:36 PM May 13th
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Democrats--yes, Democrats--just killed a bill to limit credit card interest. They should just wear signs saying, "Yep, I'm bought."
8:28 PM May 13th
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This may have me watching a Woody Allen movie again: 'Whatever Works' Trailer
1:33 PM May 9th
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Trying to set up my own blog. So I'm a late-comer.
1:25 AM May 8th
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I've seen it twice already, but now I'm downlaoding "Constantine." Great film with lots of gratuitous FX
10:50 AM Mar 21st
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The single most helpful, most versatile tool you can have is ClipMate. (Uncompensated endorsement.)
10:23 AM Mar 21st
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Anyone know the PR contact for Twitter?
4:19 PM Mar 17th
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Got refurbished 24" monitor off eBay that works in portrait orientation. It's great! That's how monitors should have been from the get-go!
12:26 PM Mar 17th
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Going to install a hidden switch to open the backyard gate the next time it closes and I don't have the remote with me.
4:38 PM Mar 16th
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- Name Ron White
- Location San Antonio
- Web http://ronwhitebl...
- Bio If you think I'm a stand-up, you might just be a redneck.
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