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  1. "Is this the new James Bond chick magnet? Well, it's an Aston Martin." http://bit.ly/7DP2Lx What kind of Bond girl would drive in this?
  2. Hawaii 2nd Happiest State In US. http://bit.ly/5wf6s2 We'd be No. 1 but we don't party as hardy as folks in Louisiana. NY & CN are last.
  3. Doonesbury's Roland Hedley covering the Tiger Woods saga: "Twitter is the first rough draft of gossip." http://bit.ly/5H5vRC Priceless.
  4. "Free Mac, iPhone, iPod do-it-yourself repair manuals." http://bit.ly/7gOM9c Did I forget to mention that they're now free?
  5. I can't be the only one who thinks that Boeing's new 300 passenger 787 jet airliner looks just like Shamu the killer whale with wings.
  6. Sitting in Dr. Wong's office with Vernelle discussing breast sizes. C doesn't jiggle, D does. We don't have experience with either size.
  7. "Voice dictation comes to the iPhone." http://bit.ly/7weLTd Amazingly, it works quite well. And it's free. For now.
  8. "How To Get A Firm Body, No Workout Required." http://bit.ly/7r200T How is possible? Spend money on a new Reebok shoe, and exercise more.
  9. "The Top 10 of Everything of 2009 according to Time magazine." http://bit.ly/7LG2eI What's No. 1? Motorola's Droid. iPhone 3GS is No. 4.
  10. The fried chicken my wife left in the fridge wasn't all that good. Then I found out it was meat loaf. Then it wasn't so bad.
  11. My wife never yaks on the phone, loves to cook, likes to watch Sci Fi and football, and prefers that I drive-- but she can't read a map.
  12. OpenX is an open source ad server. Open source as in free. http://www.openx.org/ How many clicks does it take you to find the download link?
  13. RT @Mac360: Just grabbed Ramp Champ for free! Hurry up and score it for your iPhone here: http://bit.ly/6GG0Lx
  14. Something to remember when talking to children. Cursive writing does not mean to them what you think it means.
  15. From the 'What have done for me lately?' file, what has Joss Whedon done lately? Since Firefly and Serenity? Nothing much.
  16. Popeye's for pre-Thanksgiving Dinner. Catfish and some kind of barnyard animal nuggets. No one advertises 'fried' anymore. I wonder why?
  17. How to start a flame war between Mac users. http://bit.ly/3L01Oe All because a Mac user didn't like the ads on a site.
  18. Lunch with Vernelle at Los Chaparros Mexican Restaurant on Beretania Street. Yummy. Margarita on a wet, cloudy day.
  19. "Vatican looks to heavens for signs of alien life." http://bit.ly/M278e Aren't angels examples of extraterrestrial life?
  20. Apple Store opens at Louvre in Paris. Best quote: "If a couple of German tourists go into the store, how long before the staff surrenders?"