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  1. @missbreezyy I could never bring myself to punt Baxter, it would bring up too many bad memories for him. Maybe one day I will tell that tale 10:33 AM Dec 1st from web in reply to missbreezyy
  2. @ChiefResident Scotch can cure just about anything, even loneliness spawned by an evil scorpion woman. 10:30 AM Dec 1st from web in reply to ChiefResident
  3. @Mr_E_2020 I really don't think anyone knows. It think it may just be some random words put together and slapped on a map many years ago. 7:56 AM Dec 1st from web in reply to Mr_E_2020
  4. @0121 Were you expecting Lucky Charms and a Tab soda? Those are two of my favorite breakfast selections. Of course Scotch is number one. 7:50 AM Dec 1st from web in reply to 0121
  5. a wise man told me 'open doors carefully so you don't hit yourself in the face'. I am not sure what it means, but I'm sure it's good advice. 7:47 AM Dec 1st from web
  6. RT @glamrocksoul Scotchy,scotchy,scotch...scotch,scotch,scotch!!! - Those are six of my favorite things!!! 4:29 PM Nov 29th from web
  7. @iitztashaa I've been recording a Christmas album - 'Ron Burgundy Sings Christmas Songs'. Look for it Christmas 1976 4:27 PM Nov 29th from web in reply to iitztashaa
  8. If future Ron Burgundy could talk to present Ron Burgundy he would probably say drink less Scotch.But I cannot hear him so...mmmm Scotch. 4:21 PM Nov 29th from web
  9. Hello twitter. How are you? Come again? 4:06 PM Nov 29th from web
  10. is thinking of volunteering at the mall as an elf in Santa's village.I just don't think I could pass for an elf; I am too tall..and classy. 3:14 PM Nov 24th from web
  11. RT @Killacamie #classicmoviequote "I'm stuck in a glass case of emotion!!!" - I said that once when I was in a phone booth. 7:53 AM Nov 24th from web
  12. @0121 Ron Burgundy will make you fell better. Maybe lose the bra though. 6:52 AM Nov 24th from web in reply to 0121
  13. May I have your attention!!! If you are a cheerleader or perhaps just look fantastic in a bikini--pool party at Champs house tonight. 2:31 PM Nov 21st from web
  14. @ohhhstacey I would never say anything that is offensive. I am respectful and kind. Oh, and very wise. 2:25 PM Nov 21st from web in reply to ohhhstacey
  15. @AKail Ron Burgundy. 1:36 PM Nov 19th from web in reply to AKail
  16. @DiscoverSD @mattspencer Honestly, it would not be fair to all the other men in San Diego, so I respectfully withdraw from the contest. 10:08 AM Nov 18th from web in reply to DiscoverSD
  17. @DiscoverSD You mean, who is the SECOND sexiest man in San Diego? 9:42 AM Nov 18th from web in reply to DiscoverSD
  18. to the lovely lady I met at the pool party last night. Your swimsuit is still draped over the lamp shade where you left it last night. 5:42 AM Nov 18th from web
  19. @KatieKateP I think you mean TWA, the airline, and that doesn't really make any sense. 10:23 AM Nov 16th from web in reply to KatieKateP
  20. RT @KatieKateP "is moving like a tortoise, full of rigor mortis" - One of the best quotes by Aristotle. He was so wise. 9:24 AM Nov 16th from web