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  1. 2 boobs, armed only w/ 4 balls, crash 3 WH security rings to score 5 pix. Add up to criminal intent? You decide, I'm busy.
  2. Fox scrambling to set up Hero Crashers bureau to compete head/head w/ NBC. Should own story by Saturday.
  3. Nightly leads w/ invited WH guest Brian Williams deeply troubled by uninvited WH guests. Not world as he understands it.
  4. Feeling Rep. Kennedy’s pain. As kid, once banned from communion for "lapses", unfair since toots covered up by incense.
  5. OK, Fox science/religion editor says can't get swine flu from pork. Maybe, but still ordering my bacon crisp.
  6. Four Hajj pilgrims felled by swine flu. Muslims not allowed pork, so good thing Koran also forbids irony.
  7. Tonite’s WH dinner guest list still not released, but am assuming I’m invited, looking for babysitter. Photo, please.
  8. RT @jaketapper: Rollie? Rollie? Hmmmph.
  9. RT @jaketapper: You're walking off like the Alien goddess in V threatened to do? Cmon, Rollie. Any grooming hints for your fans?
  10. Those photos were embargoed! You sick bastard. What's wrong with you? Twinterview's over.
  11. RT @jaketapper: Neither Barbara nor Hasselback appreciated the photos you included in your pitch note to have The View hype the book. Grim.
  12. It's SOLAR-POWERED, numbnuts. Excuse me for being green. Everyone cute today. Chas Rose cut me off after 140-character interview.
  13. RT @jaketapper: BTW, yr colleague @MajoratWH says you left unusual non-work related battery operated device next to his bottle of scotch.
  14. Helen gets pass b/c we once had thing, Savannah new Helen. But Chuck 'n' Chip sounds like ice cream, Zeleny cholesterol drug.
  15. RT @jaketapper: Me, helen, chuck, chip, savannah, zeleny. The president is pushing hc and jobs #s and you're in ohio talkin tweets? Cmon
  16. Do these "colleagues" have names? In Kabul, am known as "Da spi zo", Pashto for "god who never rests". In your face, faceless colleagues.
  17. RT @jaketapper: Some of yr colleagues here in the WH press corps say the book is all just yet another way for you to avoid work. Thoughts?
  18. Can't reveal who, but got up early to vote. Turned out no election in Maryland, but could feel anger at WH in air. Palpable.
  19. RT @jaketapper: What do you make of the election results tuesday? Did you vote? If so - for whom?
  20. Tough question. My tweets are like my children; hard to choose one because I don't like any of them. Admit I'm perfectionist.