Roland_Hedley
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Vampire update: Hell hath no fury like 9 lawyered-up mistresses, but Tiger, oft described as "immortal", may be old hand.
about 3 hours ago
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Update: Mistress #9 is (sitting down?)... hospitality worker! Meanwhile, babes #1-8 vote to unionize, split hush money.
about 3 hours ago
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Tonight 8PM EST on Fox News: "Does Tiger date vampires? You decide."
about 6 hours ago
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Ordered to revise language of previous retraction. New wording: "Fox News unable to confirm existence of vampires."
about 6 hours ago
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Just been advised Fox News doesn't currently acknowledge existence of vampires (Fox Broadcasting does). Disregard previous tweet.
about 6 hours ago
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Pattern emerging: Woods only dates women who sleep during the day. Trendy vampire angle?
about 6 hours ago
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What a surprise. Like #1-3, Mistress #4 is nocturnal hospitality worker.
about 6 hours ago
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Four new Tigurlz stacked up, seek clearance to land for 15 mins. LiveNation in talks to package as Magical Mistress Tour.
1:17 PM Dec 5th
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In nimble response, Murdoch flies in 80 tab reporters from Australia to cover Tiger mistress surge. Welcome, mates!
12:42 PM Dec 5th
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Wheels starting to come off several major news organizations as weekend staffs scramble to cover Tiger mistresses #4-#7.
12:32 PM Dec 5th
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This is SUCH a good platform for Woods story. As I tell journalism classes, Twitter is the first rough draft of gossip.
7:45 PM Dec 3rd
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Unconfirmed report: Tiger mistresses, coincidentally all hospitality workers, in talks to unionize.
7:39 PM Dec 3rd
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Talk in USAir 1st class lounge breaks along gender lines. Men say wife should've used putter. Women: Big Bertha driver.
12:26 PM Dec 3rd
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At Dulles. Airline official estimates over 200 travelers missed flights today watching mistress updates on airport monitors.
12:17 PM Dec 3rd
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Source: In tense talks to avoid $300M divorce, Woods proposes curfew, ankle bracelet, 600 hours community service.
12:03 PM Dec 3rd
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Was headed for Afghanistan, but Fox now sending me to Vegas, LA, NY, to retrace Tiger's Magical Mistress Tour.
10:42 AM Dec 3rd
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Why Tiger killed in headlines: There's no sport whose terminology contains more double entendres than golf. Just bad luck.
10:33 AM Dec 3rd
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Late night comedy writers fear for jobs as nearly 2,000 Tiger Woods jokes write themselves.
6:53 AM Dec 3rd
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Tiger lucky. Reaches relative safety of car while wife pauses for club selection. Swedish supermodel belongs behind bars.
6:47 AM Dec 3rd
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3rd Tiger mistress surfaces, confirming what I always told my teenage boys; there's more to life than Swedish supermodels.
9:54 PM Dec 2nd
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- Name Roland Hedley
- Location Washington, D.C.
- Web http://www.doones...
- Bio Senior Tweeter, Fox News; insider; player; game-changer
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