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  1. I need to concentrate.
  2. There was a flyer advertising a hot dog party in the staff bathroom.
  3. Taking the train to Loserville, again.
  4. I hate when idiots think they should be rewarded for their stupidity.
  5. Twitter blows, that's why I don't update it.
  6. I want some hot chocolate. With marshmallows.
  7. I smell fresher than a motherfucker.
  8. Now that's what I call a sticky situation!
  9. @scott_douglas Of all the days to miss work. Was it a regular?
  10. My back is covered with sweat, but I'm feeling surprisingly better now.
  11. :(
  12. I did not know that the average life span of a web document is 45 days. Now I know, and so do you.
  13. Goddamn did that last Matrix film suck. Why the hell did it spend so much time in Zion? No one gives a shit about that place!
  14. I just watched the second Matrix film. It was better than I remembered, even though that "rave" scene in Zion still sucks ass.
  15. @ourcitylight It can't be worse than falling down on a tile floor covered with marbles and jacks.
  16. On the side where it says "trending topics," I see RIP Ed McMahon. I honestly didn't even know he was still alive.
  17. The Primacy Effect and the Recency Effect both explain why everyone thinks Sgt. Pepper is the greatest album of all time when it isn't.
  18. Some guy came into the library wearing two hats, one on top of the other. Also, a little girl came in with two baby birds in her sweater.
  19. Three weeks left of one of my summer classes. Then, I'll be partly at ease!
  20. I still don't get OT. :(