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  1. @doctoratlarge @MasalaBai kamaal hai. Sabjiyan bhi discuss nahi kar sakte! 10 minutes ago via web in reply to doctoratlarge
  2. @MasalaBai @doctoratlarge Oh ok! 12 minutes ago via web in reply to MasalaBai
  3. @MasalaBai @doctoratlarge to which he'd say - kitna loge? 15 minutes ago via web in reply to MasalaBai
  4. @rolledmonk eternal illumination! 21 minutes ago via web in reply to rolledmonk
  5. If you do not mind haggling bitterly with the shopkeeper for a while, you can buy yourself two brand new matchboxes for Rs 1.60 22 minutes ago via web
  6. Simple calculation. With this Rs 1.60 cut, either you buy 62,500 litres of petrol to save Rs 1 lac, or just take a Karbonn Kamaal Catch. 32 minutes ago via web
  7. @gkhamba uncovered, actually. The IPL uncovered. 39 minutes ago via web in reply to gkhamba
  8. Petrol prices slashed by a whopping Rs. 1.60. Now you can comfortably start that monthly recurring deposit you always wanted for your kid. 40 minutes ago via web
  9. Many of those who ensured shutting down schools and dispensaries during the day are now ensuring that bars open their doors #BharatBandh about 1 hour ago via web
  10. Sennheiser headphone is Sennheiser. #ListeningToWestlife about 2 hours ago via web
  11. Whenever you enter into a #TweetDebate with a woman, always say 'Lol' and surrender by the third tweet. about 5 hours ago via web
  12. @Pathfyynder Thanks! The effort you have put in bringing this together is mind boggling. Kudos @SMManthan about 5 hours ago via web in reply to Pathfyynder
  13. When a man is wrong and won’t admit it, he always gets angry and test fires Hatf missiles entirely unnecessarily. about 5 hours ago via web
  14. To unshackle your thoughts, you must unclench your fists first. about 5 hours ago via web
  15. I have been taught to observe chastity in life. I do observe chess in good measure, but I can't still bring myself to observe tity, you see. about 9 hours ago via web
  16. For a change, wives would quote #BharatBandh and not headache, as an excuse for tonight. about 10 hours ago via web
  17. Poonam Pandey does not support #BharatBandh. Any bandh...er...bandhan...I mean. about 10 hours ago via web
  18. The true measure of your patriotism is not in standing up during the Anthem, but whether you selflessly RT a patriotic tweet by a celeb. about 10 hours ago via web
  19. @ashwinmushran Kya boss. As Bongs would say... "lojja dichchen" :) about 10 hours ago via web in reply to ashwinmushran
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