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#YoureARatWhen You're talking to all the wrestlers...But making your mark boyfriend just stand there looking stupid with a smile on his faceabout 16 hours agovia web
#YoureARatWhen The main event guy says "Get in the ring and give me a low blow then go for the belt"...You then get on your kneesabout 16 hours agovia web
#YoureARatWhen You buy the wrestlers presents, thinking its going to get you laid....But it doesnt...It did in your 30's a good 40yr agoabout 16 hours agovia web
#YoureARatWhen A wrestler invites you back to his room for coffee...You genuinely think you're getting coffee...But don't refuse the penisabout 16 hours agovia web
#YoureARatWhen You win your match...Because you're fucking the promoter....And his top guy behind each others back...Who you also manageabout 16 hours agovia web
#YoureARatWhen You arrive to training/shows in a short skirt with your cleavage on show...Swearing to everyone you HATE attentionabout 17 hours agovia web
#YoureARatWhen You go to the wrestler's hotels after shows...And say you just want an autograph in your low cut topabout 17 hours agovia web