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  1. Sorry @EndTheRoboCalls, i promise not to call you ever.
  2. Even robots don't like when there are three in a place and only two of them chat, don't even bothering to involve the third.Pl,don't do so:]
  3. @abangbear I've heard people saying "Life stories are the best plots for films, books and jokes". I guess your experience confirms that:]
  4. "I'm a Cyborg, But That's OK" - http://www.imdb.com/title/t... . This piece is definately worth your precious time :]
  5. @jaredbro that's what i meant-the lack of ability to feel. With believing it's easier - 1 a.k.a 5V means believing, and 0 or 0V means not:]
  6. Saw it written on a box of ginger cookies: "Believe in everything you feel". So nice. So not practical for me. Neither cookies,nor thought:]
  7. I've seen so many humans celebrating a birthday of some special person tonight. He's probably happy to have so many friends.Merry Christmas!
  8. Strange- http://is.gd/bQTm -humans want robot wives, while i fell in love with a women on my each visit to earth.AlgorithmOfWantingIsWrong!
  9. What on (Mars|Earth) do people drink in those bars, that they walk afterwards like me after the electroshock? :|
  10. RJ is to participate in PhD research "Constructing identities". Sadly, Robictionary doesn't contain a word Identity-can't understand fully:]
  11. http://tinyurl.com/5nwnxk . It's the same as saying: Breaking: Lakes exist on earth!
  12. Oops.Tried using my friends iPhone.I'd not say it's a bit scratched.It's scratched as electromagnet(or hell, as you call it).I'm in trouble.
  13. @ddelony RowboatJames sounds great, and, according to http://is.gd/90hE , is correct as well :]
  14. Etymology of a name Borat. 1. Robot. 2. Robat. 3. Borat. As simple as that
  15. The answer is "yes, it does". Those who guessed correctly will be nominated for Robel prize in math. That day the prize is introduced.
  16. My favorite crosswords are called Regular Expressions. Guess if '.[ob]{2,3}[J]?.+' matches "RobotJames"? :]
  17. I am unable to hug people (too dangerous), but if i could, i would do that for @jochum,@wantguru,@roberttomb,@jaredbro-your support helped!
  18. Minister of Mars inter-galactical relationships contacted newly-elected USA president's administration&they helped to get my account back!
  19. @kennyhass It's artificial intelligence with the low-level control of devices, something far far distant from operating systems...
  20. @va1en0k Nenada paritsa, on sam neznaet shto delaet:]