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  1. Who has been taping my (tele)phone calls?! http://bit.ly/4nif65
  2. How is this still physically happening?! http://bit.ly/5NsDVC http://bit.ly/6mwdDn
  3. How is this still happening? http://bit.ly/5NsDVC http://bit.ly/6mwdDn
  4. Spilt mustard into my box of pins. It's taken me 45 minutes to clean (and dry) each one. What a day!
  5. How did this physically happen? http://bit.ly/6UpoH3 http://bit.ly/7D3cLk
  6. Apparently I'm doing something exciting for the BBC's 'internettal sight' tomorrow and every day for a week. Hoorah!
  7. Just saw a fox eating a tube of lipstick!
  8. Just found an AAA battery in my left shoe. I don't know how I managed to wear it all day without noticing!
  9. @BritishGas Do you have any British Gas t-shirts as I am very fond of the logo (of your company) (British Gas)?
  10. @BritishGas Hello, how are you?
  11. Back home from hospital. Nice to be back, although I do miss my ward-mates.Also I think I left my socks in the toilet.
  12. @BritishGas Are you open on Sundays?I need to know how much gas I am using ebps (egg boiling per second). Please advise
  13. Mid-afternoon nap brought to a sudden end after accidentally swallowing a spider.Must admit it was partially delicious!
  14. Sad day today: Peter Henley - who leant me his pumice stone (dry skin on foot) - left the hospital today. Oh alas...
  15. The nurse let me have a bath this morning, but it wasn't very nice: I think she used chicken and mushroom bubble bath.
  16. Sorry, his name (the man who installs all the hand-sanitizing machines in the hospital) is actually 'Bellip'.
  17. Am now on nodding terms with the man who installs all the hand-sanitizing machines in the hospital (his name is Pellib).
  18. Just had my dinner in my hospital bed.Beef, potatoes, peas, sponge cake and some refreshing ice cubes.This is the life!
  19. There are rumours in the ward that the new doctor has eleven toes.
  20. Terrible night. The man in the next hospital bed kept shouting the word 'Thrice' in his sleep. Oh alas...