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  1. I mainly came into the den to hide from Wally. He keeps trying to sell me life insurance. Robert Frost is bigger than life insurance.
  2. Sorry for the silence. Key West is keeping me busy, and Wally has banned computers from the patio where the old wrinkly poets hold court.
  3. Pedro also snubbed my children when they asked him for an autograph during that season. In conclusion, Robert Frost can hold a grudge.
  4. As you may have guessed, Robert Frost is still not over the 2003 Red Sox collapse.
  5. I feel like the poor man's Pedro Martinez right now. Of course, these days the poor man's Pedro Martinez IS Pedro Martinez.
  6. Why is anyone surprised that the AMERICAN League keeps winning the AMERICAN All-Star Game?
  7. Between summer and my failed acting career, Robert Frost is losing the will to Tweet.
  8. Turns out Robert Frost forgot to turn off the propane the last time he grilled. The holiday weekend is not off to a good start.
  9. I may even one day watch HBO again. But for now, True Blood Season Two is dead to me.
  10. In the spirit of the month, Robert Frost has decided to come out of hiding and take his lumps. It's the American way.
  11. In other news, Robert Frost is in the market for a new agent. He would prefer one that doesn't underestimate America's Greatest Living Poet.
  12. My agent told me that my acting "uneven." Which I guess was him trying to let me down easy.
  13. My part and the subplot I was featured in were viewed as too similar to some new HBO show called Hung. And apparently I can't act either.
  14. Been sulking due to some bad news: Robert Frost will not be making his acting debut on Big Love after all.
  15. Miller time marches on!
  16. Friday's a bit of a letdown on the Frost farm after yesterday's shooting and police activity. I think it's Miller time.
  17. Clearly we did not intimidate the rain clouds. We did scare the neighbors, who called the cops on us.
  18. And yes, Robert Frost bears arms. I enjoy our Constitution and all of its amendments. Sometimes I even vote as a woman.
  19. Out back with Ezra, attempting to kill the clouds that have taken over New England with my shotguns.
  20. Elinor told me I need to try new things. That's why I'm having grilled cheese bagels for breakfast today.