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  1. Tomorrow I'm turning in this bad boy (anthology manuscript) & it will be officially out of my hands. Need to turn off the computer & work.
  2. I recently downloaded a solitaire app onto my phone. Now I need to delete it, as it's much too addicting.
  3. @dontlikeclowns ... and they are not good ones :-/
  4. @dontlikeclowns Oh jeez, now you're giving me ideas.
  5. @BlissMorgan Yeah, I don't think I can ever watch it again. I would to preserve what little love I still have for it.
  6. @rgay I saw that! Now you need to start blogging about your New Yorker and Paris Review rejections. Bring those editors out to the floor.
  7. Wouldn't it be cool if all of Tiger Woods' mistresses got together and shot some kind of calendar? Hefner, make it happen.
  8. An outstanding journal RT @twitular titular relaunched!: http://titular-journal.com/
  9. I can't wait until Christmas. Why? So I can change my ridiculous picture to something no doubt even more ridiculous.
  10. @nanoed But at least they'd be respectable. Heck, I might even give in and throw them a few bucks for their troubles.
  11. Once, just ONCE, I would like to a spammer to be honest. Say something like, Hey, I want to screw you over and take all your money.
  12. Why can't spammers just be more upfront about their operations? Why try to fake people out with ridiculous e-mails?
  13. @p2p_editor Let's see. It came out in 1991, so I was ... 10? Honestly, I don't even remember him having an accent, let alone a bad one.
  14. @pankmagazine No, as it wasn't one of Publishers Weekly's Top 10 Books, I figured it wasn't worth it :-)
  15. Just like I always loved THE NEVER ENDING STORY. Then I saw it again last year and realized how awful it is ... though I still do like it.
  16. I always liked the Kevin Costner version of Robin Hood. I mean, I REMEMBER it being really good. Who knows what I'd think now.
  17. This is news to me -- Ridley Scott has remade ROBIN HOOD starring (you guessed it) Russell Crowe. Trailer here: http://tinyurl.com/y9fbkga
  18. And to think, I used to really like Natalie Portman ...
  19. Natalie Portman is apparently going to star in and produce the film version of Pride & Prejudice & Zombies: http://tinyurl.com/yahqgdv
  20. Just got an e-mail from Narrative Magazine asking for a donation. Why oh why do they need donations when they have $20 reading fees?