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  1. Put this in your headballs: http://www.youtube.com/user/melodysheep#p/a/u/2/zSgiXGELjbc
  2. This chick talks a lot about vaginas. Enjoy! #FF RT @Fleshcake: I love kittens #bitchfuck
  3. FHMFO (For Heavy Metal Fans Only) Warm your flying guitar by the fire. http://bit.ly/68h72r
  4. http://bit.ly/801FX5
  5. Agreed! Follow Hubes! RT @jlrosica: @robcorddry has 1.2 million followers, but @robhuebel has only 35000? WHERE IS THE JUSTICE
  6. @akmontilla told me to tweet more. I told him to start stopping the telling me what to do. Boom!
  7. If i had a dime for every time ive heard this RT @weirdnothings: @robcorddry is less funny than @hobogazette
  8. I've been lax in recommending this thing I did called WWII in HD but it's really good! It's on the History Channel now.
  9. Hey, keep those Facebook invites to your show or party coming. Especially if they're three thousand miles away!
  10. It's one of those days. Traffic, late for work and "Overkill" by Men at Work is stuck in my head.
  11. Forgot! RT @seth_b: @robcorddry you should be doing some promoting 4 the WWII in HD program on History channel it's a good show
  12. Hey Fatsos! Watch Free Radio on Comedy Central tonight after Colbert. It's a great show and it will make you skinny! #freeradio
  13. I'm sick of having to teach word processing applications the words "dick" and "fart".
  14. Thanks for your service, dad. Happy Veterans Day.
  15. #funnyordie Who's rotwang?
  16. As an expert on books for 8-12 year old girls I must recommend the following, written by my daughter's godmother: http://bit.ly/2BSv2H
  17. Nothing. You? RT @ElizabethBanks: Saw @robcorddry at the Breeder's Cup today... ...Did u make any moula?
  18. I'm so jealous of @steveagee 's relationship with @belladonna. They both excite me but in completely different ways.
  19. Life's too short for waxy chocolate (I'm tweeting as Cathy this Halloween).
  20. "Douchebag" seems to be a very popular costume this year. Las