Robbycee
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"is your problem now"- Boris the bullet dodger (he dodges bullets)
about 2 hours ago
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Phonetically it takes the same thing to shoot a rap video and water flowers that are far from one another. Buncha hose
4:28 PM May 28th
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@ Being an adhd infested loser has alleviated my women probs
1:09 PM May 27th
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in reply to marcmaron
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@ Happy your parents banged roughly 9 months earlier day. Well, I don't know for certain it was rough. Eh, regardless
12:12 PM May 25th
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in reply to DemetriMartin
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@ Conversely I really enjoy your standup.
9:38 AM May 25th
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in reply to iamcolinquinn
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@ Ever considered that Twitter maybe isn't for you? I haven't so much as smirked @ any tweet of yours
9:38 AM May 25th
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in reply to iamcolinquinn
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@ 37, no kids, no ex wives, probably cuz I have no responsibility.
9:57 AM May 22nd
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in reply to Mr_MSG
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@ You waited too long. If the egg hatches, it becomes immensely more difficult to eat
5:06 AM May 22nd
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in reply to rebeccawatson
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@ # ihollaback
7:33 AM May 20th
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in reply to Mr_MSG
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@ S....S.....
4:01 AM May 19th
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in reply to _DANK_SINATRA
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Coming in the mail: HEST II Woodsman, kydex sheath, kryptoglow grips, Spyderco Sharpmaker w diamond rods.
3:07 PM May 15th
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@ You're rough like freight train smooth like ice'n yo, I think you can best Mike Tyson- Fresh Prince (paraphrased)
8:09 AM May 15th
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in reply to Sharptactics
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That warden in really hated geometry.
2:11 PM May 14th
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You cant turn chicken sh*! into chicken salad, a pickle into a cucumber, or a ho into a housewife. Gotta love the Science Channel.
12:06 PM May 14th
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I love the smell of overused phrases in the morning.
9:24 AM May 10th
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@ As much as I would enjoy kickin it, there has to be at least a few 9's I would suggest you pick 1st.
8:58 AM May 10th
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in reply to HDouglas83
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@ A: Every fucking thing. Q: What did I wipe down with bleach after your show tonight. Well done. Paranoia induced
8:10 PM May 8th
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@ Sex with chickens? Is that a passive aggressive accusation?
7:22 AM May 8th
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in reply to sixthformpoet
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Love how Grant was trying to revive the fireworks man in the background during Tori's monologue.
7:20 AM May 8th
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(ESPN) Vilma Appeals Suspension:
9:02 AM May 7th
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- Name The Rob C
- Location Athens, GA
- Bio I am a full fledged goober, tv addict, boxing trainer, comedy fan, ad finitum.
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