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Rob_Hoffman

  1. Everytime I think about banging a dancer I remind myself that they wouldn't be happy listening to Pete Yorn's first record with me right now about 5 hours ago via web
  2. This was just wedged in her own crotch. instagr.am/p/LSTd0wAe6y/ about 5 hours ago via Instagram
  3. Did everyone like the @anarbor video from @mkbelieve? youtube.com/watch?v=XkiXCc… about 5 hours ago via web
  4. @alexasteele well, at least the Easter Bunny is a white about 17 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to alexasteele
  5. @alexasteele ... Is Santa real? about 17 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to alexasteele
  6. @alexasteele wait. No. about 17 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to alexasteele
  7. The @Anarbor video is up here: youtube.com/watch?v=XkiXCc… about 17 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  8. @Dave_Buchansky hahahaha yolo about 20 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Dave_Buchansky
  9. On a video shoot at a family fun center. Don't tell my parole officer. There's no kids here, but still. Probably frowned upon. about 20 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  10. I wish I could be a smart politico comedian and really stick it to one candidate, but I basically just hate anyone in a suit so... 10:45 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPad
  11. I'd elect to become a zombie so I could track down Flo from the Progressive commercials and eat her neck off. 10:38 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone
  12. @stevegruiz woah. I'm down for that cause 10:37 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to stevegruiz
  • Name Rob Hoffman
  • Location Los Angeles, CA
  • Web http://robhoffman...
  • Bio My goal is to bring you down and then lift you back up...after a few beers
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