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Reason The 2012 Mayan Apocalypse Can't Happen Soon Enough 1,609: The Situation Starring In His Own Comic Book shar.es/qZhcx #pajiba about 2 hours ago via Tweet Button
Dear Internet, what's the diff between rice and rice pilaf, does it have anything to do with Marion Cotillard? Thanks in advance! XOXO about 22 hours ago via txt
Game of Thrones Season Finale Will Be Ten More Minutes Of Epic Epicness shar.es/qdAJi via @sharethis #pajiba 7:51 AM May 30th via Tweet Button
Let's go kill them! #gameofthrones #fuckyeah #kingtyrion 6:49 PM May 27th via txt
@kyle_conrad I just wish I could travel back in time with a jump drive and upload it this morning. #thankgodfortheminternets 4:34 PM May 25th via web in reply to kyle_conrad
The Dark Knight Poses: Welcome To The Machine, The Movie Marketing Machine shar.es/quXdX //Now w/new header via @kyle_conrad #pajiba 4:31 PM May 25th via Tweet Button
From a reader inspired by a commenter, COME AT BRO: blog.kyleconrad.com/post/237366918… #radass #pajiba 9:01 AM May 25th via txt
The Dark Knight Poses: Welcome To The Machine, The Movie Marketing Machine shar.es/qvFre via @sharethis #pajiba 7:30 AM May 25th via Tweet Button
The Dark Knight Returns For The First Time For The Last Time shar.es/qqMGv via @sharethis #pajiba 7:31 AM May 24th via Tweet Button
Face Of The Day andrewsullivan.thedailybeast.com/2012/05/face-o… via @DishFeed //Great picture, or the greatest picture? #stealingfromstephencolbertisntstealingitsagift 9:30 PM May 23rd via Tweet Button
@TheNerdyBird Well, clearly he did something right. Why not hear it for him? 9:17 PM May 23rd via web in reply to TheNerdyBird
@reitcatou I just found your radass reviews, and while I love them with all my dead heart, you had me at Maureen Ponderosa. #dennisbecrazy 8:14 PM May 23rd via web
@I_am_Jonathon I'm down. I claim @DaveSFoley as my personal deity/familiar. 8:03 PM May 23rd via web in reply to I_am_Jonathon
@krisstraub I think about that all the time. I want business cards that read CREATIVE CONSULTANT and have it mean something. 8:02 PM May 23rd via web in reply to krisstraub
@jamielikesthis You were having so much fun, it seemed impolite to make the correction... 8:01 PM May 23rd via web in reply to jamielikesthis
@DamonLindelof While @bwdavis319 clearly needs to reconsider their priorities, wasn't that the easy way out? Like you don't build models? 7:54 PM May 23rd via web in reply to DamonLindelof
@jamielikesthis I did this with Beastmaster once, enjoy! And I know you'll want to, but don't trust anything Connery's Scotch Spaniard says. 7:02 PM May 23rd via web in reply to jamielikesthis
The three worst words in fiction: bit.ly/J6Pq43 via @p2p_editor //Thankfully, awesomesauce is not one of them, which is awesomesauce. 7:00 PM May 23rd via Tweet Button
@thegynomite And that's why I'm too afraid to play... 5:10 PM May 23rd via web in reply to thegynomite
@rejects @danielwcarlson Airheads IS awesome. I may have become a Grammar Nazi because of Joe Mantegna's deconstruction of their band's name 5:08 PM May 23rd via web in reply to rejects

Name Rob Payne
Location DFW TX
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Bio Writer of Writings; Observer of Observations; Proofreader by Paycheck; Radass. Also, www.pajiba.com