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RobHughesComedy

  1. "Fancy a week with the bare torso society?" "No thanks, I've been there, done that." 6:47 AM May 31st via Mobile Web
  2. @needledesign It's sounds like you're toying with her emotions. Be upfront & tell her you have no intention of ever leaving your t.v. 3:24 PM May 30th via Mobile Web in reply to needledesign
  3. I always draw the short draw. Which is why critics describe my work as repetitive and lacking any real meaning. 3:16 PM May 30th via Mobile Web
  4. @needledesign iplayer is your friend. 2:51 PM May 30th via Mobile Web in reply to needledesign
  5. @Ms_Anthropy Ha. They'll be waiting a long time before their prayers get answered.Hell would freeze over first, if there were such a place. 2:40 PM May 30th via Mobile Web in reply to Ms_Anthropy
  6. @Ms_Anthropy. False idols? 2:29 PM May 30th via Mobile Web in reply to Ms_Anthropy
  7. @tkingdoll @hollyhock140 give him a copy of fly fishing by J.R.Hartley. 2:24 PM May 30th via Mobile Web in reply to hollyhock140
  8. @Ms_Anthropy You mean the girls in the tabloid papers? Are they praying? 2:21 PM May 30th via Mobile Web in reply to Ms_Anthropy
  9. I wonder if Pudsey feels inadequate when he sees the Andrex advert. 1:37 PM May 30th via Mobile Web
  10. Is this a rhetorical question? 1:35 PM May 30th via Mobile Web
  11. Watching 'My Family'. It's just like in my house except for the Victorian levels of discipline and the fearful silences for days at a time. 1:27 PM May 30th via Mobile Web
  12. I've no problem with austerity.Makes sense to cut back to pay debt.If I run into trouble I'll cut my kids pocket money and charge them rent. 1:19 PM May 30th via Mobile Web
  13. Just bought myself a self assembly roulette table from Ikea. I'm very keen on rat pack furniture. 1:10 PM May 30th via Mobile Web
  14. Doctor said I had to change my eating habits. So I've started having my meals in the garden. 6:44 AM May 30th via Mobile Web
  15. Breaking News: Mario, Chico and MC Hammer in massive fist fight over what time it is. 2:59 AM May 30th via Mobile Web
  16. Breaking News: Mario and Chico in massive fist fight over what time it is. 2:54 AM May 30th via Mobile Web
  17. @StenchworthyLTD @bridgee73 @standupschewitz @jordbrookes Will try and make the wusa though. I'm free that night. x 2:59 PM May 29th via web in reply to StenchworthyLTD
  • Name Rob Hughes
  • Bio Jokes, poems, sketches, stand up and obituaries. All at the drop of a hat. Except the last, which are usually at the drop of a relative or a close friend.
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