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robhuebel

  1. Are you in Austin? I'm in Austin. Let's all do this. tinyurl.com/7dvzele about 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  2. If I get into a car accident, I hope my sportsbra saves me. about 8 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  3. As it turns out, Abercrombie & Fitch has very strict rules against male shoppers claiming they're employees and hiding in dressing rooms. 3:41 PM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone
  4. Any company who puts me on hold and lets me listen to Lionel Richie's 'DANCING ON THE CEILING', can treat me like shit and overcharge me. 1:06 PM May 31st via web
  5. My tropical fish and bird store got closed down because we were a front for people to have sex with tropical fish and birds. 11:50 AM May 31st via web
  6. I wish when people called me, instead of getting my voicemail, they got diarrhea. 4:34 PM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone
  7. If you really know your "sleep number" you are a probably a shitty person. 11:11 AM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone
  8. When my dog dreams, he makes noises like he is killing me but that would be impossible because we are best friends, right? 6:27 PM May 29th via web
  9. My Waterbabies class is postponed because the pool claims I slip into a blind rage when the babies splash me. 10:18 AM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone
  10. Is there an instrument called the didgeridon't? Because there should be. 1:40 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone
  11. "Face to face. And back to back. You see and feel. My sex attack."--Abraham Lincoln. 10:29 AM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone
  12. I love these new urinals! yfrog.com/hw2u7xmj 5:55 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
  13. Riding Harleys with my biker gang. Pulled over to stab some guys and stuff our bellies with this. yfrog.com/nwmv6kzj 1:41 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
  14. Hired a plane to fly over the beach pulling a sign that says, "Who Farted?". Everyone is really into it. Great feedback. 5:10 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  15. Pull your pants out of your buttcrack, everyone. 11:06 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  16. This weekend seems like a great time for you to attempt that jetski jump while on salvia while holding a flaming lacrosse stick. 4:30 PM May 25th via web
  17. Cannot wait for my community pool to open this weekend so I can be reunited with my lucky band-aid from last summer. 12:57 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
  18. I am now doing Brazilian Blowouts in my home. Whatever that is. 4:01 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
  19. If you're a little kid in a car and I make a funny face at you to make you laugh, how about not tell on me, you piece of shit? 3:11 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
  20. Anyone want to buy my Facebook stock? I will throw in an HJ. 1:13 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone