Robheeney
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RT @: Dear Ant and Dec. You are not seasoned gamers. If you were, you'd realise that the Wii is a useless machine aimed at gi
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6 minutes ago
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Are you doing a Christmas Comedy gig tonight? No? Well you won't have a story like me then (Oh, and your self-worth will remain intact)
18 minutes ago
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@ Or even worse when the traffic just starts moving and there's no closure. Do you want bodies on the hard shoulder?
about 7 hours ago
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in reply to GaryDelaney
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I seriously detest Hollywood films where (eventually) moralistic lawyers are the heros and always get their happy ending.
about 7 hours ago
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Trying to get some lunch in bristol. Everywhere has a special christmas menu only. Why? They're all just as empty as usual.
about 14 hours ago
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@ I'm there April 9/10 as it goes at the new Just the Tonic club (It's not opened yet)
12:30 PM Dec 3rd
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in reply to lawrencesmoore
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Ever been to a city where it really surprises you just how cheap their taxis are? Well, bristol is not one of those cities
9:50 AM Dec 3rd
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@ I shall check out their rates when I arrive then. Cheers
8:58 AM Dec 3rd
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@ Yeah, but can I walk to Jesters from there? I'm stuck in The Central for tonight
6:47 AM Dec 3rd
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in reply to Jcgoodier
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The Vatican's distanced itself from a top Cardinal who has said gay people won't go to heaven. He's right; they won't (as there isn't one)
5:59 AM Dec 3rd
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Trying to find a B&B/Hotel in Bristol. Ever stayed at The Central? Never again!
5:25 AM Dec 3rd
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'll just walk then
2:35 PM Dec 2nd
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"I know there's a 22.33 on the timetable, but it hasn't run since they fell out with first capital connect after they were printed.". Oh ...
2:35 PM Dec 2nd
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There's an enormous guy sitting next to me/on me on the train. The very act of being alive is using every noisy breath he has. It's the ...
9:41 AM Dec 2nd
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xperience ever
9:41 AM Dec 2nd
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Tiger Woods has pulled out of his own tournament. If only he could pull out of his own drive as successfully
8:34 AM Dec 1st
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Why did I agree to do my Edinburgh Show tonight. I can barely remember it!
6:14 AM Dec 1st
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@ Nope. Normal boring standard res
6:02 PM Nov 30th
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in reply to Andrew_Taylor
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RT @: Episode 6 with Mike Gunn is up and in the usual places. There you go.
6:00 PM Nov 30th
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Sky Plus has decided that last night's Top Gear was 1500mins long, and as such has deleted EVERYTHING else!
5:38 PM Nov 30th
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- Name Rob Heeney
- Location Crouch End
- Web http://robheeney.com
- Bio Stand-up comedian-/-writer-type thing
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