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RobDurhamComedy

  1. As usual @BillArrundale is on a hot streak of shit jokes this morning.
  2. A girl badgered me about my book's "purpose" last night. I should've referred her to section on handling drunk idiots after show. #hindsight
  3. @dredeir_c Major Tom (Coming Home) by Peter Schilling...the sequel to Bowie's "Ground Control to Major Tom." youtube.com/watch?v=Jt-R5h…
  4. @dredeir_c Four, three, two one...EARTH BELOOOOW US... #underrated80stune
  5. It's Never Happened in Twelve Years! wp.me/p1Z8Z3-4n via @wordpressdotcom
  6. Didn't suffer through 2 1/2 innings of Braves/Nationals to get to sportscenter for a Greg Popovich press conference. #espn
  7. I'm going to chill on twitter until FB eases up on the guilt heavy Memorial Day posters...we get it, no one was forgetting the true meaning.
  8. The #Devils made the #stanleycup finals...David Puddy must be really pumped. #nhl
  9. Selling things on the internet is waiting for a watched pot to boil.
  10. @moshekasher New white rapper? Where?!!!!
  11. My wife ate my @JeffGordonWeb chocolate race car from the freezer...it was a collectible from '08!
  12. I've never heard Doc Rivers say anything in a huddle that a 7th grade coach couldn't spout out as well.
  13. @jayblackcomedy the followers are just piling in! Haha thanks
  14. I wish I had something to humblebrag about.
  15. 3 boxes of cereal, empty fridge...I'm living one of those stupid "Got Milk?" commercials.
  16. @bradstinks ...maybe...we'll see...uh huh...ok... @SwartyComedy #shutdowns
  17. This week's #comedy #advice Getting a Reference... wp.me/p1Z8Z3-4b via @wordpressdotcom
  18. Fat Chris Elliot's horse won the Preakness.