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RobByrnesWriter

  1. I really need to get one of those that don't include early morning meetings... 4sq.com/KM5ru1 4:11 AM May 31st via foursquare
  2. On the plus side, there's a cute blue sunset over New Jersey right now... 5:37 PM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone
  3. This was an evening of (filtered) drama. I always hurt when my friends hurt, no matter how hard I try joke it out. 5:35 PM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone
  4. Starting the day with Latino window-cleaner buttcrack on Third Avenue. Gotta say, though... Not bad! 5:40 AM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone
  5. Did my shoulder bump into that freakin' patio umbrella you're using to protect yourself from the rain that stopped 7 minutes ago? Sorry!!! 3:00 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
  6. A lot of baaaaad fashion choices on West 46th Street tonight. 4:15 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
  7. I've decided to go best-seller with my next book: "Fifty Shades of Famous Author Rob Byrnes." Pre-order today! 7:04 PM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone
  8. Tonight's earworm, courtesy of Brady: "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head.". Of course, I have to help the child (ahem) with the lyrics... 4:28 PM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone
  9. Alicia Bridges still lives. So there's that. 6:53 PM May 20th via web
  10. Normal people clip coupons from the paper. I clip articles about the City Planning Commission. #needavacation 4:51 PM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone
  11. I've self-diagnosed psoriatic arthritis, which is totes ridiculous at age 29 (shut your whore mouth.). I'd write more, but fingers/pain/etc 6:25 PM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone
  12. A man tonight remembered me as a surly writer. Clearly he confused me with @scottynola or @rickerje. I'm never surly unless you're a douche. 5:06 PM May 16th via Twitter for iPhone
  13. Did you ever have a Monday that played out like a Friday? Yeah that... 5:11 PM May 14th via Twitter for iPhone
  14. It took me 32 years in the workplace but I'm finally beginning to understand the appeal of retirement. And comas. 2:32 PM May 14th via Twitter for iPhone
  15. “@marignygirl: @RobByrnesWriter UNCORKED the life and wines of Rob Byrnes. My next book”. Love it. I need an unauthorized bio. 9:00 PM May 13th via Twitter for iPhone
  16. “@rickerje: @RobByrnesWriter As long as you're only uncorking one at a time, hon.”. One? Oh... 8:58 PM May 13th via Twitter for iPhone
  17. Uncorking again? That's a Moderation Management Fail. 8:34 PM May 13th via Twitter for iPhone
  18. The #DesperateHousewives finale tonight was surprisingly good. But where was Edie Britt's ghost at the end? Oh...right. 8:02 PM May 13th via Twitter for iPhone
  19. I don't want to shock you, but it's a beautiful afternoon for outdoor cocktails... 9:49 AM May 13th via Twitter for iPhone
  20. Almost home. No more Albany for a while, please. (@ NY Waterway Ferry Terminal Midtown) 4sq.com/IScChF 9:32 AM May 13th via foursquare
  • Name Rob Byrnes
  • Location New York, NY and WNY, NJ
  • Web http://www.robbyr...
  • Bio Writer. Great thinker. Philospher-King. Compulsive liar.
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