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  1. Stoopid bus. That was: where my Washinton peeps tonight?
  2. is on the way to DC. Where my Washington
  3. passed the Scientology Center tonight & thought it'd be funny to ;op in and ask how many sessiond I'd have to attend 'til I can fuck Cruise.
  4. asks, "Are you with Team Edward or Team Jacob? Or -- winning answer -- Team Rob?"
  5. done with my reading in Philadelphia and soon I'll be on a train to NYC. Thanks to my peeps at Giovanni's Room & TLA Video!
  6. understands why you treat him as a sex object, but wants you to appreciate him as an artist. Barring that, "sex object" will have to do.
  7. @zeekaytee The hell with that. I want to know how Mike Enzi did it!
  8. @Livingstone4U What a great site! Thanks! You may have saved my weekend.
  9. just realized in my rush to get out the door this morning I left my shirt mostly unbuttoned under the sweater. Flesh on Third Avenue, y'all!
  10. How is it possible that every hotel in Philadelphia is booked solid next weekend? This makes me the opposite of happy.
  11. just decided to open his new novel with a quote from Hemingway's "A Moveable Feast." Because people often confuse Byrnes with Hemingway...
  12. wishes Carrie Prejean would stop sexting him.
  13. is noting vomit on the sidewalk outside the ferry terminal this morning and thinking, "This is why we learn when it's time to go home."
  14. Oops.
  15. just realized what I want for lunch. So somebody get me a Garbage Plate from Nick Tahou's on East Main Street in Rochester, please.
  16. wants to compose his Grand Opus for Equality in the next day or two. A composition with no strings. Stay tuned. (Get it? Strings tuned?)
  17. I'm beginning to think maybe the meat in the lasagna I had for lunch was on a recall list, but no one noticed...
  18. Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin? Seriously? I'm going back to bed...
  19. Last thoughts: ME and NJ disappointed, but NY 23, Kalamazoo, Niskayuna, and WA give me hope. Split decison tonight. I've had worse.
  20. The good guys will win NY 23; I think we'll lose Maine. But I can't leave my computer until I have a feel for Washington's 71. So tired...