Profile_bird

Hey there! RiversCuomo is using Twitter.

Twitter is a free service that lets you keep in touch with people through the exchange of quick, frequent answers to one simple question: What's happening? Join today to start receiving RiversCuomo's tweets.

Already using Twitter
from your phone? Click here.

RiversCuomo

  1. Don't tell the truth unless you don't mind being misunderstood.
  2. I feel smugly superior to everyone who feels smugly superior to everyone else.
  3. Don't take my words out of context.
  4. People say that music isn't worth anything anymore, but imagine how different the world would be if suddenly all the music went silent.
  5. You could give up but what else are you going to do?
  6. I'm so tired of trying to be popular.
  7. You have no idea what I'm talking about.
  8. If you each gave me a penny every day I would make $648,043 a year.
  9. Everyone's entitled to their own wrong opinion.
  10. Your picture is too small to accurately assess your cuteness.
  11. I love you. RT @SpikeRocks I hate you.
  12. Veggie rap.
  13. I gotta piss like a race elephant.
  14. All this struggle and you're just going to die anyway.
  15. Lord of the sweat pants.
  16. Semi-probiotic.
  17. Sane person. RT @heatherromney NEW Rubbish blog/album review up, kiddos! It’s Not My Fault If I Like Weezer http://bit.ly/2ddpG2
  18. Ever start following someone and then a day later you're like maybe that wasn't such a good idea?
  19. Sorry about the onions!
  20. @ClaudeKelly Hola, amigo! RT @RiversCuomo hola Senor Cuomo...