ritzvalle
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Como un Orphan, Quien no Tiene Zapatos:
about 12 hours ago
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Sherlock holmes was brilliant, albeit with the wrong ending.
4:12 PM Dec 25th
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A Christmas Gift:
8:23 AM Dec 25th
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Mom admitted to hospital for continued monitoring. Should be okay, no surgery, but needs a lot of pain control.
2:22 AM Dec 23rd
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Upon viewing the heart monitor "oh, I'm dead" "no, I took the monitor off"
10:17 PM Dec 22nd
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shel silverstein, I found it!!
11:18 AM Dec 22nd
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Why would it surprise me that my brother is so generous? It shouldn't. We've been raised a certain way, and i guess it took.
11:03 AM Dec 22nd
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"do u have any good books on ur bookshelf? What's this box set?" "that's from my boss!" "is he a Jesus freak 2?" "he's my boss at church..."
7:42 PM Dec 21st
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Mom *literally* just fell through ceeling & caught herself by 1leg which is *literally* held 2gether by superglue.
12:53 PM Dec 21st
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12:14 PM Dec 21st
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"you just ruined my morale! I have ZERO hearts on the Zelda scale."
10:25 AM Dec 21st
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The sole purpose of this tweet is to make c.p.'s phone vibrate.
5:50 PM Dec 20th
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Made it back just a little late to . Life = WOOT!!
3:22 PM Dec 20th
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Girl lost her shoe walking down ramp. Dude stoops down, picks it up, and put it back on her.
1:43 PM Dec 19th
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I could totally do a not-as-funny mystery science theatre for graduations.
1:04 PM Dec 19th
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What if the invocationers (notaword) parents are behind me, reading this?
1:03 PM Dec 19th
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Crud-bottom lame-o puffy headed "invocation"
1:01 PM Dec 19th
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That entrance was INCREDIBLY well timed. How do you time an orchestral track to 1000 people walking in a line? What if some1 trips?
1:00 PM Dec 19th
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Just walked past senior year choir director- who either checked me out or stared me down.
12:55 PM Dec 19th
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I wonder if, with tenure, you also get a "bedazzle your robe" option.
12:53 PM Dec 19th
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- Name Maritza Valle
- Location Austin
- Web http://listentomi...
- Bio i own a small rabbit and have color change hair
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