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  1. Como un Orphan, Quien no Tiene Zapatos: http://wp.me/pwxRi-2C
  2. Sherlock holmes was brilliant, albeit with the wrong ending. #fb
  3. A Christmas Gift: http://wp.me/pwxRi-2L
  4. Mom admitted to hospital for continued monitoring. Should be okay, no surgery, but needs a lot of pain control. #fb
  5. Upon viewing the heart monitor "oh, I'm dead" "no, I took the monitor off"
  6. http://twitpic.com/uogbh shel silverstein, I found it!! #fb
  7. Why would it surprise me that my brother is so generous? It shouldn't. We've been raised a certain way, and i guess it took. #Spencer
  8. "do u have any good books on ur bookshelf? What's this box set?" "that's from my boss!" "is he a Jesus freak 2?" "he's my boss at church..."
  9. Mom *literally* just fell through ceeling & caught herself by 1leg which is *literally* held 2gether by superglue. http://twitpic.com/ujlse
  10. http://twitpic.com/ujf1n #stealthfail
  11. "you just ruined my morale! I have ZERO hearts on the Zelda scale." #spencerthinksimfunny
  12. The sole purpose of this tweet is to make c.p.'s phone vibrate.
  13. Made it back just a little late to #ascc. Life = WOOT!! #fb
  14. Girl lost her shoe walking down ramp. Dude stoops down, picks it up, and put it back on her. #teresagraduates #SMOOTHE #fb
  15. I could totally do a not-as-funny mystery science theatre for graduations. #justsayin
  16. What if the invocationers (notaword) parents are behind me, reading this?
  17. Crud-bottom lame-o puffy headed "invocation" #insultskidscanrepeat
  18. That entrance was INCREDIBLY well timed. How do you time an orchestral track to 1000 people walking in a line? What if some1 trips?
  19. Just walked past senior year choir director- who either checked me out or stared me down. #teresagraduates #fb
  20. http://twitpic.com/u868k I wonder if, with tenure, you also get a "bedazzle your robe" option. #teresagraduates #fb