Profile_bird

Hey there! RiteMaria is using Twitter.

Twitter is a free service that lets you keep in touch with people through the exchange of quick, frequent answers to one simple question: What's happening? Join today to start receiving RiteMaria's tweets.

Already using Twitter
from your phone? Click here.

RiteMaria

  1. @mattblum I am at the airport!!! Where are you!
  2. F you @rabidlime. I could reach out and touch your head right now. I am watching you breathe...
  3. Nick Lachey is a douche...but I am more of a douche for watching this show.
  4. @kesslovesrobots: how dare you. I will teach you to make a bag mix. You shall do the lion's share!
  5. No need for a cooking minute with RB. RT @mattblum: @kesslovesrobots just made the best Minestrone ever! I mean ever! Yaaaaaaooooo!
  6. Aviette rocking it with Adam Levy! I wonder if he knows I made out to Honeydogs songs in college. I'm blushing...
  7. Aviette @ Sauce. Come sit with me. I am the lonely band girlfriend at the bar.
  8. Why is Gap teaching little rapping girls to be such sassmouths? I want to punch the screaming blonde. Those boots are not cute.
  9. @TheMadjai oh tell me tell me.
  10. @TheMadjai---stop with the staring. I feel bad. And I'm pretty.
  11. @Splendid_Things: me too!! I nearly shat my-not-nearly-middle-aged-self.
  12. @jillybee72 I am at 2 months!!! I thought I was alone. Although my haunt is "Pop! (drum clash) goes my heart..."
  13. I have been saying this for years. RT @mattblum: Best Huevos Rancheros in the world at Hell's Kitchen.
  14. I am giving thanks for my current view. Yup. Took a lot to muster the energy for this tweet. Back to beach sleep. http://twitpic.com/r0zy7
  15. @NateCSZ yes please!!! When can I grab it? I knew you'd come through.
  16. Heeey you guuuys--does anyone have a portable DVD player/watcher thingy that I could borrow to take on a plane? I'm looking at you @NateCSZ
  17. @khuffs I want to be on said lake walk. These details sound fascinating. #invasionoffriendtime
  18. @jillybee72: that is sweet. I have a scrabble piece but there isn't an awesome bird on it. 2 things I love in one. thanks for thinking of me
  19. Bah shitpants!
  20. @jillybee72: they always have the Showcase Minnesota segments online. That's how I saw justin's band on it.