Ristachio
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@ Woo, woo, woo? Really? Deep.
7:16 PM Nov 30th, 2011
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They really need to put sunglasses on this NY1 anchor, Cheryl Willis. Her eyes bug me out.
8:35 PM Aug 28th, 2011
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I'd rather watch cum dry on the ass cheeks of @ than watch another moment of
7:27 PM Aug 28th, 2011
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NY1: If you don't have electricity, you can't use a Shop Vac. ?
2:09 AM Aug 28th, 2011
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My yard is a swimming pool and the wind sounds like a fog horn. Staten Island is a mess.
1:53 AM Aug 28th, 2011
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Q: how many birdies u get today? A: "me? What birdies? who fuckin big bird u talkin bout, fuck that dumb ass bird he a piece a shit"
5:36 PM Jun 20th, 2011
via Twitter for BlackBerry®
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People are way too fucking sensitive. Ebert's tweet? Spot on.
6:24 PM Jun 20th, 2011
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Supersized = 57-year-old fat guy who doesn't know how to dress himself? RT @ That's right, we Supersized Countdown
6:21 PM Jun 20th, 2011
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in reply to KeithOlbermann
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@ Good choice
6:17 PM Jun 20th, 2011
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in reply to MinaCaputo
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Looking for ways to waste your day? Call a local NYPD precinct. On hold for 17 minutes & counting...
12:36 PM Jun 20th, 2011
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It bothers me when foreigners refer to peanuts as "monkey nuts" and/or "pig nuts."
4:38 AM Jun 17th, 2011
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@ Yes!!!! (Four exclamations only; five is a sign of an insane mind.) Diggin' the avatar. Funny stuff.
4:27 AM Jun 17th, 2011
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in reply to AiPolitics
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@ I know! I fell off the face of the Twitterverse! Indeed! Way too many exclamations!
4:22 AM Jun 17th, 2011
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in reply to AiPolitics
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@ Stop! Yer creeping me out!
4:19 AM Jun 17th, 2011
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in reply to AiPolitics
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Baby is now 7 days past due date. Thinking of naming him Godot.
10:04 PM Jun 15th, 2011
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Jon Stewart looks 10 years older than he did two weeks ago.
11:12 PM Jun 15th, 2011
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Please RT! Lost African Grey parrot on Staten Island, NY. Last seen on Manor Road.
11:21 AM May 23rd, 2011
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@ Ha! It was freaky, whatever it was!
9:59 PM May 21st, 2011
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in reply to ScoreboardSteve
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And....... Now I remember why I don't watch .
9:59 PM May 21st, 2011
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@ Uh, dude? The next time you're waiting for the rapture, keep your clothes on. This is just awkward and creepy now.
9:53 PM May 21st, 2011
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in reply to greggutfeld
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- Name Ris
- Location NYC
- Bio Covered in paper cuts, swimming in a twisted sea of obscurity.
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