Rimpelskintslut
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Anyone in Sydney 24-25th Oct free to be an extra in a TV comedy, pls message me for details. NOT a camcorder job. Your help is appreciated!
3:12 AM Oct 8th
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Anyone in Sydney 24th-25th October and wants to be an extra in a TV comedy, message me for details. Your help is appreciated!
4:28 AM Oct 5th
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My doctor claims I recently suffered a serious amnesia episode. Yeah, right - I think I'd remember that!
4:27 AM Oct 5th
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Does anyone else think the shape of tampons might explain why many women are scared of mice?
7:08 AM Sep 3rd
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French kiss, french letter, french tickler, french maid - maybe it's the accent that makes them so sexy. Or the girls' hairy pits and legs?
3:58 AM Aug 30th
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Disinfectant claims it kills 99.99% of germs. Now I'm freaked out by the 0.01% that survive toxic chemicals!
5:43 AM Jun 21st
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@ Funny guy. But if you don't laugh at his jokes...well, look at him. Just laugh, ok?
8:45 AM Jun 5th
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RT @ "Hasta La Vista" from T2 should've been "You're running Vista", which would have forced T1000 to "Shutdown (cancel-allow?)"
8:42 AM Jun 5th
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@, @, @, @ - and be amused in a way that Queen VIctoria never was
8:29 AM Jun 5th
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@ - every follower is one less person he'll hunt down and perform medieval surgery upon.
8:17 AM Jun 5th
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@ - the deepest and loveliest hoto I know of. Plus she's funny. What else do you need? Sheesh!
8:14 AM Jun 5th
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@, @, @ @, @ - good kids, need help, follows might save them!
8:11 AM Jun 5th
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@ - she's sassy, she's got attitude, she's crazy...
8:07 AM Jun 5th
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@, @, @, @ - you will love them, or you're already dead.
8:03 AM Jun 5th
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@ Hey you. I've been beavering away. Not as literally as I'd like. You?
7:40 AM May 31st
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Update inbox. Reference to 2 sex acts inside 2 words. That's efficiency!
7:32 AM May 31st
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A punch to the nose is NOT a good strategy with loan sharks.
6:43 AM May 26th
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This woman I knew spent so long teaching her toddler how to sign, eventually the kid said “What is it Mummy? Use your words.”
6:13 AM May 26th
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Definifion: Vicious circle. A problem that keeps escalating. e.g. eating hash cookies to cure the munchies.
6:02 AM May 23rd
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I'd reveal all my secrets to a girl called Chantelle.
7:09 AM May 22nd
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- Name Tristram Morgan
- Location Brisbane
- Bio Erm, I'm not actually selling anything. I'm still happy to take your money...make a cheque out to Cash and mail it to Nigerian Scam, c/o Gullible Greed HQ...
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