RickPoet
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I read a sign that says "Honey Crisp Apples" as "Horny Crisp Apples". Ahh Wisconsin, I see a fruit salad in my future.
about 16 hours ago
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Today I said the completely relevant-at-the-time phrase "would you like to walk into the non-building."
5:41 PM May 31st
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The heart of Chicago is the river. No-one will tell me what the spleen of Chicago is.
10:48 PM May 30th
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In Chicago. Saw this sign. Really not sure if all 3 of these items are vegetarian.
8:36 PM May 29th
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@ You never disappoint Perry...I guess I'll stow my dreams of a private Lollapalooza tomorrow night...for now.
2:30 PM May 28th
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in reply to perryfarrell
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Meant to msg Honey Nut Hole and Oats to see if that was the right cereal. Autocorrect made it Honey Butt Hole and Oats. No reply came.
2:22 PM May 28th
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@ Flying to Chicago tomorrow from L.A. with my lovely wife. Should we have dinner?
2:21 PM May 28th
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in reply to perryfarrell
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I'm sorry it took me so long to type this. The new kitten has eaten off my right hand.
3:26 PM May 27th
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@ @ All sounds yum. Do you have a vegetarian poutine? Menu online somewhere?
12:43 PM May 27th
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in reply to gravytrainLA
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An ad for the San Diego Zoo entices with "Save on Pandas"...what they don't tell you is the ongoing exorbitant cost of bamboo to feed them.
4:10 PM May 26th
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Is it kosher to tweet about in the middle of services?
8:56 PM May 25th
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I just sent an email to a Rabbi which included the phrase "We haven't done it on the floor before." It's not at all what you think.
3:00 PM May 25th
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Our three year old on the birds and bees: How did you make me? Did you paint me?
3:25 PM May 24th
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My son's training potty is in the shape of a frog. I'm not sure how this will shape his future perception on the purpose of amphibians.
4:32 PM May 23rd
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The LBJ School of Public Affairs printed their commencement program as School of PUBIC Affairs. I'm just glad they're finally being honest.
3:11 PM May 22nd
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I'm wondering what all the applications are for our new "thickening" shampoo.
4:08 PM May 21st
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I left my three year old alone in his room with Parliament's Greatest Hits playing - Ask me about excellence in parenting.
4:31 PM May 20th
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It did not take a forensics expert to notice that the omelette at the restaurant looked nothing like the omelette picture on their menu.
3:42 PM May 19th
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I saw a sign which said "Bowl at your own risk." which got me wondering about bowling related fatalities.
3:09 PM May 18th
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A place I know in Pasadena has the best smelling bathrooms. If you have to go and have the time, it's worth the trip.
5:11 PM May 17th
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- Name Rick Lupert
- Location Van Nuys, California
- Web http://PoetrySupe...
- Bio Los Angeles Poet. Lover of Monkeys.
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