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RickAfterDark

  1. I depress the cord retraction button on the iron and stand back. You would too if the plug whacked you in the 'nads last time. 10:01 AM May 31st via web
  2. Like most movie fans, my greatest wish is that Todd Bridges will finally make a film with Jeff and Beau. 12:24 AM May 31st via web
  3. @CelluloidBlonde Dead serious. They're in SA. If it comforts you, I'm a shitty brother and a shittier uncle, so I don't visit too often. 12:16 AM May 31st via web in reply to CelluloidBlonde
  4. @CelluloidBlonde Thankfully, neither do a few dozen creditors, the Rangers, the Highway Patrol, the TDCJ or the FBI. ...Until now. Shit. 12:15 AM May 31st via web in reply to CelluloidBlonde
  5. I still don't understand why I'm supposed to give a shit about a movie about Snow White and Jon Huntsman. 12:10 AM May 31st via web
  6. @CelluloidBlonde My brother and nephew live in SA. I'll definitely swing by next time I'm in Rick Perryland. 12:08 AM May 31st via web in reply to CelluloidBlonde
  7. Man, if Rajon Rondo keeps this up, he could be almost as productive a basketball player as the legendary Skip Bayless. 12:06 AM May 31st via web
  8. @CelluloidBlonde Everyone thinks that, but that's just because I have a really big dick. 11:59 PM May 30th via web in reply to CelluloidBlonde
  9. I remember when bath salts relaxed you. They didn't make you eat someone's face. Everyone knows face eating is best with garlic salt. 11:56 PM May 30th via web
  10. @Miami_Chica It's awesome; have fun!!! 8:48 PM May 27th via web in reply to Miami_Chica
  11. ♫ Satellite spoti.fi/Kty9jw #Spotify 3:25 PM May 26th via Spotify
  12. TMZ headline: "Today a Kardashian something something NFL something something nipple something something ass." 3:17 PM May 26th via web
  13. ♫ Undone spoti.fi/JDdVmc #Spotify 3:13 PM May 26th via Spotify
  14. @TheJadedNYer If it helps, I have no doubt you're hot in pink. :) 3:11 PM May 26th via web in reply to TheJadedNYer
  15. @TheJadedNYer Please don't cry. It will ruin your hot pink mascara. 3:08 PM May 26th via web
  16. @TheJadedNYer That's the question I wrestle with every day. 3:04 PM May 26th via web in reply to TheJadedNYer
  17. ♫ Crash Years spoti.fi/Lc2Agn #Spotify 2:54 PM May 26th via Spotify
  • Name Rick After Dark
  • Location Denver, CO
  • Web http://rickgershm...
  • Bio I hope I don't forget to replace this placeholder text with something incredibly amusing.
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