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  1. This is brilliant. RT @Ginger_Clark: Lindsay Robertson=genius (via Gawker): http://bit.ly/4gfIE5
  2. Caviezel looks way to earnest in the Prisoner promos. Instead, get Clive Owen to punch everyone in the village until they throw him out.
  3. Did Glenn Danzig ever write a song for you? He wrote one for Johnny Cash. ♫ http://blip.fm/~ge7mj
  4. @papertyger Those little sandwiches look like they're massing for an attack. And I don't trust the pickles either.
  5. If Norman Rockwell designed the Terminator RT @Gizmodo: The Enhanced Human, SkyMall Style http://bit.ly/1L6TSq #gadgets #skymall
  6. Fortune cookies are the most disappointing "fun food." Jellybeans are second. You can at least use circus peanuts for packing material.
  7. @xtraslky Is it back in Noe Valley?
  8. If you’re going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you’re going to be locked up. --Hunter S. Thompson
  9. Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room. --Winston Churchill
  10. Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away. --Philip K. Dick
  11. If you could be God's worst enemy or nothing, which would you choose? --Chuck Palahniuk
  12. The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. --Woody Allen
  13. "Every dog, we are told, has his day, unless there are more dogs than days." --Bat Masterson
  14. I'm not here for your amusement. You're here for mine. --Johnny Rotten
  15. I guess I just like improbable things and extremes. --Oliver Sacks
  16. A good many dramatic situations begin with screaming.--Barbarella
  17. Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side, which he never shows anybody.--Mark Twain
  18. The price of being a sheep is boredom. The price of being a wolf is loneliness. Choose one or the other with great care. --Hugh McLeod
  19. You have to be so tough they have to kill you to get at you. -Sam Peckinpah
  20. Hi Amazon. What the fuck have I ever ordered that makes you think I want to know about the new Sting album, you recommendation retards?