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  1. @Noot54 If you used to smoke on the upstairs deck of a bus, I imagine you sigh bronchitically. 4:15 AM Nov 20th from Seesmic in reply to Noot54
  2. @Noot54 And I would have been shot for even questioning the authority of a man in a suit. Do you remember freedom? It used to be so good... 3:52 AM Nov 20th from Seesmic in reply to Noot54
  3. @barbfh Just the normal curmudgeonly behaviour of the old in body but young in heart. 3:33 AM Nov 20th from Seesmic in reply to barbfh
  4. Sorry to the ticket inspector at Manchester Piccadilly this AM. Shouldn’t lose my rag like that even if they do treat people like cattle. 3:17 AM Nov 20th from Seesmic
  5. Channel 4 documentary about Durga, a decent human being. ITV. Jordan. Earning millions. Here lies the problem with this country. So sad. 1:57 PM Nov 19th from Seesmic
  6. Anybody here playing Dragon Age Origins as a female dwarf? Fancy going online to mate with a level 12 Elf mage? 4:09 AM Nov 19th from Seesmic
  7. @Bluee65 Bottom feeders are my mid-afternoon snack. 3:25 AM Nov 19th from Seesmic in reply to Bluee65
  8. @birssy A mere 'dollop'! I have enough so they can swim in the stuff! They are, after all, bivalves. 3:25 AM Nov 19th from Seesmic in reply to birssy
  9. I think I'll be having scallops on toast for lunch. I do like my bivalves. 3:15 AM Nov 19th from Seesmic
  10. @Boltonwanderer If she wins it twice, she gets to keep the trophy and stay in the jungle. Or, at least, that's what I'm hoping for. 3:12 AM Nov 19th from Seesmic in reply to Boltonwanderer
  11. @Wudruff And I've missed you! I hope this means you'll all buy 'Uncle Dick's Bumper Book of Sexual Technique' when it hits the stores. 3:06 AM Nov 19th from Seesmic in reply to Wudruff
  12. When's the Blue-Ray of the Queen's Speech coming out? The best one I've seen in years but Ireally want to see it in High Def. 2:49 AM Nov 19th from Seesmic
  13. @Manny1969 Like car tires and Tesco carrier bags, she'd be indigestible even for a crocodile. 2:43 AM Nov 19th from Seesmic in reply to Manny1969
  14. @hipsterheidi I feel sorry for the wildlife. 2:33 AM Nov 19th from Seesmic in reply to hipsterheidi
  15. Good to see Jordan in the jungle last night. It was like watching ‘Lost for Dummies’. 2:25 AM Nov 19th from Seesmic
  16. @sourmash25 Your headphones excite me. I wish I had a pair of headphones like that. 1:56 AM Nov 19th from Seesmic in reply to sourmash25
  17. @glitterknickaz I've been working on a book: 'Uncle Dicks Big Book of Sexual Techniques.' 1:50 AM Nov 19th from Seesmic in reply to glitterknickaz
  18. @sourmash25 Nice headphones. 1:49 AM Nov 19th from Seesmic in reply to sourmash25
  19. @Welshracer What can I say? I'm a natural entertainer with a fiendishly handsome silhouette. 1:47 AM Nov 19th from Seesmic in reply to Welshracer
  20. I love to see glazed windows in a bathroom. It’s such a tease... 1:45 AM Nov 19th from Seesmic
  • Name Uncle Dick Madeley
  • Location Manchester
  • Web http://www.richar...
  • Bio A fiendish genius fingering the waxed tips of his moustache whilst contemplating the next wicked trick to play on his credulous public. Call me Dick. I’m evil.
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