RichardMadeley
- For people asking where I am: I’m busy writing two books. ‘Uncle Dick’s Big Book of Sexual Techniques’ and ‘101 Ways To Romance An Onion’.about 18 hours ago from web
- @ No!10:41 AM Oct 31st from web in reply to Blogger
- As a fan of the thong, I’d like to congratulate Rio de Janeiro for winning the Olympic bid. However, this does mean six more years of Pelé.11:01 AM Oct 2nd from web
- @ Just the north side.6:06 AM Sep 30th from web in reply to barb72
- Rumours that I’m on the Algarve rubbing lotion into Nick Hancock are grossly overstated. It’s actually Skegness.6:00 AM Sep 30th from web
- I would like to thank the 29 women who managed to follow me today despite their apparent struggles to get out of their underwear.9:11 AM Sep 27th from web
- Even if you beg me, I’ll never name the celebrity papist who once forced his religion onto me. In fact, I should never have mentioned it...6:25 AM Sep 17th from twhirl
- @ My theory is that it's a midget called Ray with a biro and I'm sticking with that.7:42 AM Sep 11th from twhirl in reply to archnazards
- So, should we sue Darren Brown if tonight’s show doesn't involve real prophecy and/or magic powers? He did say he’d ‘predict’ the numbers.7:13 AM Sep 11th from twhirl
- So, since when has it been, that when I make a mistake, it is suddenly *my* fault?6:51 AM Sep 11th from twhirl
- Shall we have a sing-a-long? I’ll start. Sings: ‘Blue Spanish thighs... Turnips are growing from your Spanish thighs!’5:55 AM Sep 11th from twhirl
- @ Most of the Carex is on the floor. I only catch about 15% of it.5:36 AM Sep 11th from twhirl in reply to martinpickering
- @ I make it up. I consider it charity work on behalf of the gullible .5:33 AM Sep 11th from twhirl in reply to JDWHITECHAPEL
- If today dragged any more than it’s already doing, we’d still be in yesterday.4:52 AM Sep 11th from twhirl
- @ Bear Grylls taught me how to wear my trousers on my head. It discourages the fruit flies.4:30 AM Sep 11th from twhirl in reply to barb72
- @ You're just flirting because you know I'm not wearing any pants.4:21 AM Sep 11th from twhirl in reply to barb72
- Uncle Dick’s Generalisations. No. 2832. Men in bleached jeans: you know you can’t trust them.4:15 AM Sep 11th from twhirl
- @ I preferred Turgenev's version.3:45 AM Sep 11th from twhirl in reply to lesliefloyd
- @ I can't walk that far! It's miles on the other side of the Arndale! Does look good though. Do they do a Twitter discount?3:43 AM Sep 11th from twhirl in reply to yattyimages
- However, for that price, you can't be choosy about the women...3:37 AM Sep 11th from twhirl
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- Name Uncle Dick Madeley
- Location Manchester
- Web http://www.richar...
- Bio A fiendish genius fingering the waxed tips of his moustache whilst contemplating the next wicked trick to play on his credulous public. Call me Dick. I’m evil.
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