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  1. For people asking where I am: I’m busy writing two books. ‘Uncle Dick’s Big Book of Sexual Techniques’ and ‘101 Ways To Romance An Onion’.
  2. @Blogger No!
  3. As a fan of the thong, I’d like to congratulate Rio de Janeiro for winning the Olympic bid. However, this does mean six more years of Pelé.
  4. @barb72 Just the north side.
  5. Rumours that I’m on the Algarve rubbing lotion into Nick Hancock are grossly overstated. It’s actually Skegness.
  6. I would like to thank the 29 women who managed to follow me today despite their apparent struggles to get out of their underwear.
  7. Even if you beg me, I’ll never name the celebrity papist who once forced his religion onto me. In fact, I should never have mentioned it...
  8. @archnazards My theory is that it's a midget called Ray with a biro and I'm sticking with that.
  9. So, should we sue Darren Brown if tonight’s show doesn't involve real prophecy and/or magic powers? He did say he’d ‘predict’ the numbers.
  10. So, since when has it been, that when I make a mistake, it is suddenly *my* fault?
  11. Shall we have a sing-a-long? I’ll start. Sings: ‘Blue Spanish thighs... Turnips are growing from your Spanish thighs!’
  12. @martinpickering Most of the Carex is on the floor. I only catch about 15% of it.
  13. @JDWHITECHAPEL I make it up. I consider it charity work on behalf of the gullible.
  14. If today dragged any more than it’s already doing, we’d still be in yesterday.
  15. @barb72 Bear Grylls taught me how to wear my trousers on my head. It discourages the fruit flies.
  16. @barb72 You're just flirting because you know I'm not wearing any pants.
  17. Uncle Dick’s Generalisations. No. 2832. Men in bleached jeans: you know you can’t trust them.
  18. @lesliefloyd I preferred Turgenev's version.
  19. @yattyimages I can't walk that far! It's miles on the other side of the Arndale! Does look good though. Do they do a Twitter discount?
  20. However, for that price, you can't be choosy about the women...