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RichJobling

  1. At least the sun is out. This might have been a dumb idea if it had been raining. My jam sandwiches would have gotten soggy. about 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  2. Obviously, I won't break into the depot. That's just madness. Just gonna get my sleeping bag and camp outside till they open. about 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  3. Was going to nip to the mail depot to pick up a parcel today. Then I remembered all the posties will be in bed too. I WILL get this package. about 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  4. Good morning world! I said GOOD MORNING! Oh, what's the point? You're all enjoying a bank holiday lie in. You'll not surface till noon! about 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  5. @Mooley Wow. Send some up? :) about 10 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Mooley
  6. My friend at Glasgow airport today instagr.am/p/LbZFSyuiV8/ about 10 hours ago via Instagram
  7. They had to do a lot of research, did they? Did no one tell them Wikipedia is only good up to a point? #bbcjubilee about 17 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  8. "A lot of people don't realise that boats don't drive like cars..." OH COME ON! Seriously? Shut the fuck up! #bbcjubilee about 17 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  9. The inanity of the presenters' chatter is making my brain seep out of my skull. Only the death of @DianaInHeaven compares. #bbcjubilee about 17 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  10. .@chickenfootdave @stephenfry I've only seen a few minutes so far. Would rather be watching a really dull cricket match. #bbcjubilee about 17 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to chickenfootdave
  11. @cripesonfriday Damn you. Now I want a Sunday roast. about 20 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to cripesonfriday
  12. Smokers here are so inconsiderate. Not because they're smoking (their choice) but because they stop in front of others in order to light up. about 20 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  13. All I can smell is cigarette smoke. I probably shouldn't be sitting on the ashtray. about 20 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  14. It's amazing the number of people whose 1st action on leaving the terminal is to light a cigarette. Some have prob been ready since landing. about 20 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  15. Glasgow airport's busy today. Anybody would think it's holiday time. Wonder if I can pretend to be someone's luggage... about 20 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  16. I hate driving around #Edinburgh right now. Is this another thing I can blame the LibDems for? Fucking trams my arse! about 22 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  17. @cripesonfriday You took your time. It was the ballroom dancer that killed it for me. 1 day ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to cripesonfriday
  18. @PigeonJon Should have waited and shat on the driver. 12:39 AM Jun 3rd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to PigeonJon
  19. @simonpegg There will always be extremists on either side. The rest of us seem to get along just fine. Apple-hugger ;) 12:33 AM Jun 3rd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to simonpegg