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RhodesTer HaPPy BirthDaY @therealbritney! Oh, wait.. it's Murphy, not Spears. And it's Brittany, not Britney. Never mind, Ho.
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RhodesTer Palm Springs is overrun with math teachers this weekend.. they're everywhere. While having my morning coffee I watched the crowd multiply.
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RhodesTer Is it possible for one man to change the world? Yes, I believe so.. if he has a big enough diaper.
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RhodesTer Good Morning, Twiddlerz! Does anyone have a clue I can borrow to go with the hunch?
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RhodesTer A laugh is a smile all growed up.
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RhodesTer Just met a gay, homeless man.. is it politically correct to refer to him as a "hobosexual"?
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RhodesTer Off to work shortly - good thing they pay me for this, or I'd have to make it fun and like wear a thong or something.
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RhodesTer Kitties are silly creatures and, at the same time, romantic.. in a small, fluffy way that kind of makes you want to give them tuna treats.
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ppdaddio Going to sleep but can't..trying to eat but no appetite..trying to watch TV...but nothing on..so..the next best thing!!.sign up with twitter
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RhodesTer I'm increasingly glad that McDonald's counterhelp is not in charge of our national security, because they'd forget the cheese there too
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RhodesTer The lady at The Coffee Bean laughed at my joke when I ordered a "Synonym Roll", and asked her if there was another word to describe it.

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