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Rhodes411

  1. Eating a bowl of Frosted Flakes... THEY'RRRRRRRRRREEEE alright, I guess.”
  2. Half a dozen: Because saying "six" is way too long...
  3. If corn oil comes from corn, then baby oil must come from...
  4. My recliner and I go way back.
  5. Everyone has that one song on their playlist that they always skip, but never delete.
  6. That baby dinosaur noise you make when you stretch.
  7. Everyone has that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.
  8. #thatawkwardmoment when you accidentally make eye contact with someone like 5 times.
  9. So it turns out that Pokemon is a completely different game in Jamaica...
  10. I say no when Dora asks for my help. #THUGLIFE
  11. Teach a man to fish and he'll eat for a lifetime... Teach your son how to speak Klingon and he won't be having sex unless he pays for it.
  12. I'm going to eat Indian food at the comedy club tonight. You know, for shits and giggles.
  13. @TenderKiss86 That's always nice to hear thanks, glad I could help!
  14. If I had a dollar for every time I had no idea what was going on... I'd be asking people why they were giving me dollars.
  15. Chocolate makes everything better! Except obesity.
  16. Juggling soap in prison because you are a fearless bastard.
  17. The world would be a much cleaner place if we just gave blind people brooms instead of canes.
  18. Does everyone else see the irony behind hello kitty underwear?
  19. That little dance your thumbs do when you don't know how to reply to a text.
  20. #thatawkwardmoment when you're not sure if liking someones sad Facebook status shows support, or if it means you like their sadness.