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Reynolds

How can I get out of a bath and still smell bad to my own nose? What’s going on? about 3 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
Time for a bath. about 4 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
Put my jacket in my bag so it wouldn’t get soaked in this downpour. #Notafraidtogetwetinatshirt about 4 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
Soddit. It must have stopped raining. about 6 hours ago via web
@meandmybigmouth Yes, but as I've been at work today it brought annoyance to more people than it brought pleasure. about 6 hours ago via web in reply to meandmybigmouth
@blowdart This is true - even better if you get your mates to buy it as well... You do have mates, right? Maybe just people you know? <grin> about 7 hours ago via web in reply to blowdart
@blowdart Kindle and as it's CC you can download it for free from Archive.org in plain text. about 7 hours ago via web in reply to blowdart
@blowdart That just shows that stupid flows both ways. about 7 hours ago via web in reply to blowdart
Dear publishers - I hope I haven't forgotten all that publicity that is done now when November comes around. about 7 hours ago via web
I cannot buy @scalzi Redshirts in the UK until November - Damn huge Atlantic ocean. Will probably need a Region 2 sofa to read it on. about 7 hours ago via web
@jramboz It makes me sad that I cannot buy Redshirts on the Kindle in the UK until November. I want to give you money @scalzi about 7 hours ago via web in reply to jramboz
You know, I'd be a Queenie fan if she'd caused a constitutional crisis by vetoing the NHS Reform bill. about 9 hours ago via web
@SturdyJ Largely what I thought. No scantily clad waterskiiers then? about 9 hours ago via web in reply to SturdyJ
For some reason* we have less patients booking in right now. *It's raining. about 9 hours ago via web
Just ordered something from a comapny with the same name as a demon in one of the games I play. Not sure if I should be worried or not... about 9 hours ago via web
Have missed lots of jubilee things - can't say I'm in the slightest bothered. I'm a very lazy republican. about 9 hours ago via web
All this 'helping other trusts do their work' malarky will no doubt end when we get taken over by a private company. about 9 hours ago via web
May send back email outlining new responsibilities telling them they forgot making us shove a broom up our arse to clean at the same time. about 9 hours ago via web
Now I'm halfway through my shift. about 10 hours ago via web
@owenblacker So I've just discovered. I am now going to sulk while disliking you intensely. about 11 hours ago via web in reply to owenblacker