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  1. Testing Twitter to facebook with a new phone...
  2. Debbie Downer says, "Even if the swine flu thing doesn't work out, WE'RE GONNA GET 'CHA!" Thanks Napolitano, are YOU trying to kill us?
  3. F-16s buzz Lady Liberty for photo op, city collectively craps itself and evacuates to NEW JERSEY. Might wanna give a heads-up from now on.
  4. Snapshot of America: at our garage sale, people are DIVING on the plastic flowers (NOT ours), but we can't GIVE away a book.
  5. Remember your $8 a week Obama Tax Cut this year? He's rescinding it next year AND will try to pass a $1 trillion stimulus in it's place. :D
  6. Obama says DON'T prosecute the CIA field agents who tortured their captives. He wants to go after the LAWYERS who recommended the torture!
  7. "Lemon, isn't there a Slanket somewhere that you shoud be filling with your farts?" -Salma Hayek, 30 Rock
  8. Napolitano says "Illegal immigration is NOT a criminal act." What should we call it? WE'RE terrorists, but let's make everyone ELSE comfy?!
  9. I'm at the ER with mom. She's once again oozing a liquid. If I could get frequent flyer miles for these runs, I could travel the globe!
  10. FUN FACT: apologizing, in the Muslim religion, means that you surrender your tribe to the conquering chieftan. Let the beheadings begin!
  11. SMOKE 'EM IF YOU GOT 'EM: The White House has denied Obama's bow to the Saudi Prince. The official position: Barry dropped his lighter.
  12. U.S. Cargo Ship 1, Somali Pirates 0. Stick with minor leagues pirates, but nice try.
  13. I'm driving through 2" of global warming in Spencer, TN. Stupid EARTH won't even cooperate with the dirty hippies.
  14. Florida Walgreens have pulled the Chia Obama from their stores, thus eradicating the only ACTUAL hope for growth from this administration.
  15. CONSPIRACY THEORY ALERT! FIFTH mass shooting in less than one month, 13 dead at immigration office. Who's putting what in who's Cheerios?!
  16. DON'T CALL US, WE'LL CALL YOU. Hillary meets with Iran: "It seems promising, but nothing substansive. They said they'd keep in touch."
  17. According to the 1912 Socialist Agenda, we are now Socialists. Welcome comrades, we are sailing quietly to a Communist dictatorship. Shhh...
  18. Harold Koh, NEW State Dept. Legal Advisor believes Sharia & Int'l. Law should take prescedent over the Constitution of the U.S. Thanks B.
  19. U.S. holds out olive branch to "moderate" Taliban. You know, the sensible, level-headed TERRORISTS. Good idea Barry POTUS.
  20. Why stop at banks and cars, Barry wants your thermostats. It's called the Smart Meter, I guess that's why it's called Irony.