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  1. - The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.
  2. - It's a shame what happened to the dyslexic devil worshiper. That's right, he sold his soul to Santa.
  3. - What does Santa call reindeer that don't work? Dinner.
  4. - Oh, for the good old days when people would stop Christmas shopping when they ran out of money.
  5. - Is There an Upside to Holiday Depression? http://wp.me/pz2pB-iZ
  6. - “Quickly-condemning Christians” in a World with a Black President - Rev. Roy's Blog: http://bit.ly/6ZCvxP
  7. God Bless our Soldiers this Christmas!: http://wp.me/pz2pB-m4
  8. God Bless our Soldiers this Christmas: http://wp.me/pz2pB-m4
  9. Your beliefs will be the light by which you see, but they will not be what you see, and they will not be a substitute for seeing.
  10. http://wp.me/pz2pB-lZ Do Women Love Shoes more than Men?
  11. Do Women Love Shoes more than Men?: http://wp.me/pz2pB-lZ
  12. Remembering the Life of Evangelist Oral Roberts, Who Died Today at the Age of 91 : http://wp.me/pz2pB-lO
  13. Today U.S. Evangelist Oral Roberts Died at the Age of 91 : http://wp.me/pz2pB-lO
  14. Dog has diarrhea. Probably the new Volcano Double Beef Purina Dog Chow.
  15. My wife goes grocery shopping with a list, I go with an open mind which usually ends up thinking about cheese sticks and candy.
  16. Dear clothespin: You are made of two pieces of wood, held tightly together by a metal hinge. You are not a “pin”. You are a clamp.
  17. I’ve never seen an episode of Lost. I refuse to stop and ask someone what channel it’s on.
  18. You would think a used coloring book would have a higher resale value considering all the labor I put into finishing it. But noooooo…
  19. “CAUTION: Automatic Door”…chivalry is dead at the grocery store.
  20. "Patience is better than pride" (Ecclesiastes 7:8). Of course, there's some part of me that would like to have both.