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reuben

  1. consider giving away any oven mitts you have above two. it is mathematically impossible to use more than two oven mitts.
  2. If you'd like to make me homesick, when I say "I like your dress," you reply, "You don't like my shoes?"
  3. 6 friends, all iphone owners. we could not think of any other brand of anything that all of us own. closest: 4 of 6 own Q-tips cotton swabs.
  4. please do not message me, chat or text me. lord knows do not call me. if you have something for me, email me like a civilized human being.
  5. it is unfortunate that we must bore the many so as not to offend the few.
  6. song of the week is atticus, in the desert by kishi bashi. goo.gl/WRPQL and zo.la/recentfavs/
  7. song of the week is god wants us to wait by magnetic fields. goo.gl/dySDG
  8. immigration, luggage, customs. the automatic doors open, I take a deep breath of cold air. new york city smells like high speed internet.
  9. every aspect of eating in the second world exceeds the american experience except two: 1. dessert 2. napkins
  10. to be alive is to be made of memory. [philip roth]
  11. electronic music taxonomy, explained in 3 minutes using prezi. youtu.be/V7qnG5rBfO0
  12. tangerine dream-inspired song of the week is see the unseen by stephen falken. goo.gl/Yzt1O
  13. boiling water: still hot, after all these years.
  14. @elliott everything eventually disintegrates. I want pennies to be made out of saltine cracker or orange peel.
  15. it would be nice if pennies were biodegradable so I wouldn't feel guilty about leaving them on the ground when they fall out of my pocket.
  16. song of the week is josephine by darkness falls. goo.gl/vmpz8
  17. song of the week is theme from confusion range by spindrift. goo.gl/NVSGh
  18. song of the week is twilight lovebite by lavalier. goo.gl/nk2eG
  19. bike share is coming to new york city. yes. a841-tfpweb.nyc.gov/bikeshare/