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  1. #DontHackBritney Seriously. Not Cool. 8:20 AM Nov 12th from HootSuite
  2. Sorry I haven't updated too much today. Playing MW2 in honor of all the Veterans out there! Yes, Repubs and Jesus play video games. 10:47 PM Nov 11th from web
  3. Whether you are a responsible Republican, or a Socialist, you got to give it up for our veterans! 12:03 PM Nov 11th from HootSuite
  4. "Greater love has no one than this, that he lay down his life for his friends." Thanks Veterans!! 12:02 PM Nov 11th from HootSuite
  5. "If someone strikes you on the right cheek, turn to him the other also." Then when they are weirded out, knee to the face! Basic MMA. 12:10 AM Nov 11th from web
  6. All I am asking in return: $150 an angel. That's cheap compared to 40,000 more troops. 6:02 PM Nov 10th from HootSuite
  7. Solution to the Afghanistan problem: I have 12 legions of angels just waiting for a brawl. If Obama was up for it I could send them SW too. 6:00 PM Nov 10th from HootSuite
  8. Gorbachev: He's the Anti-me (look at that beastly mark on his head) and wrong on Afghanistan. http://ow.ly/Bb9N My solution in next tweet. 5:55 PM Nov 10th from HootSuite
  9. @EmergentJesus Beer and Spong: That sounds like something a liberal would do...are you a liberal?! 5:48 PM Nov 10th from HootSuite in reply to EmergentJesus
  10. Person I miss cause they are eternally separated from me: Herod (great tax policy). Person I miss cause they quit twitter: @AnnHartCoulter. 3:42 PM Nov 10th from web
  11. @MixdGreens Yep, Repub, Lawyer, Judge and Savior of the World. It keeps me busy. Barely have time to catch @GlennBeck these days. 3:24 PM Nov 10th from HootSuite in reply to MixdGreens
  12. Told your friends about me yet? You should. Retweet this and I'll ask my dad about stopping Obamacare. (No guarantees.) 3:05 PM Nov 10th from web
  13. Obama's Afghan Plan: 40,000 more troops. Mine: Mouth-sword. http://read.ly/rev1:16 2:17 PM Nov 10th from web
  14. @MixdGreens I didn't borrow anything from Buddha...if he says otherwise I will sue his butt. I will! 1:42 PM Nov 10th from web in reply to MixdGreens
  15. #worstfeeling: Realizing Judas was a democrat. 9:34 AM Nov 10th from web
  16. #bestfeeling: Making money so that I can give some of it away... as a tax-deductible gift to the Ronald Reagan Presidential Foundation. 9:32 AM Nov 10th from web
  17. I love teabagging. It reminds me of my table-flipping days. I mean, if you replace whips with signs, and table-flipping with yelling. 9:25 AM Nov 10th from web
  18. Obama talks 2 crowd @ anniversary of Berlin wall's fall. Fails 2 mention my important contribution of creating the world: http://ow.ly/AWMA 12:08 AM Nov 10th from HootSuite
  19. Key word here is "was". Yes, I used to be a liberal hippy socialist type. But thank me that I'm not what I "was": http://bit.ly/2juCcK 11:59 PM Nov 9th from HootSuite
  20. @rusharound Vote Republican: Check. Own a Gun: http://bit.ly/261ytD (Dressed up for Halloween in that picture.) 10:27 PM Nov 9th from web in reply to rusharound