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  1. I hope the terrorists whinny.about 3 hours ago from UberTwitter
  2. Why make fun of Miley Cyrus? If you'd accomplished half as much when you were her age, you'd only owe Michael Eisner anal.about 13 hours ago from Brizzly
  3. The Myth of "The Myth of SEO" http://bit.ly/eL21Eabout 15 hours ago from bit.ly
  4. Someone get me the Sour Patch people! Ready to be blown away? BAMN: Gummy. Terrorists. We can win this war against fear.about 15 hours ago from Brizzly
  5. Prevent Microsoft Outlook from not displaying blocked content verifiably non-originating from insecure sources? Yes | No | Cancelabout 18 hours ago from Brizzly
  6. Fact. Since Obama took office, terrorist sightings in the Midwest have increased 54% on Rorschach inkblot tests.about 21 hours ago from Brizzly
  7. The word "poop" makes me uncomfortable because it's insufficiently hostile to the idea of "shit"... like calling Hitler "a curmudgeon".about 22 hours ago from Brizzly
  8. Sexdecillion sexpot sextuplets. #threewordsaftersex6:23 PM Nov 8th from Brizzly
  9. Calling a glorified e-reader THE Apple Tablet us like calling The Ewok Adventure a Star Wars sequel.10:17 AM Nov 8th from UberTwitter
  10. .@ebertchicago Ooh, ow! I HATE Audrey Hepburn Neck. I got that on an airplane once. Almost as bad as Jolie Lips.9:59 AM Nov 8th from UberTwitter in reply to ebertchicago
  11. Actually, "Here me now" is sort of profound. A kind of affirmation. For a fucking toddler.9:57 AM Nov 8th from UberTwitter
  12. Hear me now: I predict the OpenOfficeMouse will fail scornfully, and the world will not end in 2012.9:55 AM Nov 8th from UberTwitter
  13. Me:"What? No, of COURSE I remember we slept together! But you know my, um... hair's gotten long." Barista:"I asked if you wanted a receipt."7:20 AM Nov 8th from UberTwitter
  14. Real super spies probably wish we'd all just shut the fuck up about ninjas and Chuck Norris.1:44 PM Nov 7th from UberTwitter
  15. Oh no! The cupcake monsters' limbs are delicious in ways not entirely compatible with the deliciousness of their sweet, cakey bodies!3:57 PM Nov 6th from Brizzly
  16. Criminally underfollowed Twitterer of the month: @rebekatomic. Do the right thing.3:30 PM Nov 6th from web
  17. "The mushroom burger with swiss, please." "OK, one cheeseburger. Well done?" "I'll stab you." "Excuse me?" "Rare, please."1:20 PM Nov 6th from UberTwitter
  18. If I didn't know better, I'd occasionally say I should know better.11:32 AM Nov 6th from Brizzly
  19. Fearing a libel suit, I wasn't going to report @guykawasaki for spam. But then I saw that reassuring "Verified Account" seal.11:25 AM Nov 6th from Brizzly
  20. My Future Self wouldn't be helpful. He'd just pants me and steal a kidney. I mean, that's what I'd do.9:22 AM Nov 6th from UberTwitter