RejectedCards
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'Tis the Season. T'get fucked up.
12:06 PM Nov 27th
from HootSuite
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Happy Thanksgiving! We're thankful to have couple friends like you who fill our lives with joy when we swing together
8:17 AM Nov 27th
from HootSuite
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Since I couldn't be home for the Holidays, please direct your drunken slurs and insecurities towards this card instead
1:35 PM Nov 26th
from HootSuite
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During this difficult time, we're all praying that God will take away the cancer that He gave you
12:51 PM Nov 25th
from web
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Losing a spouse is tough, so take time to grieve and when you're ready, let's go out and have some fun. Pick you up at 6?
12:11 PM Nov 24th
from HootSuite
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Congrats on your engagement. She seems like a great girl except for the cankles.
8:56 AM Nov 24th
from web
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During your illness, we are all thinking of you and praying for a cure. In your lifetime, hopefully.
2:05 PM Nov 23rd
from HootSuite
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Happy Birthday to my new man. You're the best! And I should know because I've been with a lot of other guys
11:41 AM Nov 23rd
from HootSuite
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Sorry to hear you have Alzheimer's. I'm sending positive thoughts your way. And this helpful map of your neighborhood
8:21 AM Nov 23rd
from HootSuite
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Congratulations, you're pregnant! I know you'll love your baby unconditionally. Unless it's born with lobster claw hands
2:05 PM Nov 20th
from HootSuite
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Do people with December birthdays really get screwed on gifts? That's just wrong! Anyway, Happy Birthday & Holidays!
11:37 AM Nov 20th
from HootSuite
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I never thought I'd find someone to love that's so special and unique. In fact, before you, I had never even met a tranny
8:26 AM Nov 20th
from HootSuite
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Happy Birthday to my new friend. Just so you know, you're my only black friend, so don't screw this up.
1:51 PM Nov 19th
from HootSuite
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This year, I want to do something memorable for your birthday. So I've decided to nail your mom.
12:08 PM Nov 19th
from HootSuite
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Jesus is the reason for the season. And presents. A shit ton of presents.
8:39 AM Nov 19th
from HootSuite
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I know things are difficult right now and you have some tough decisions to make. Just remember to ask yourself: WTFWJD?
2:11 PM Nov 18th
from HootSuite
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So sorry you lost your job. Are there other professions that use poles?
12:28 PM Nov 18th
from HootSuite
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Congratulations, you're pregnant! I know you and your fetus daddy are thrilled.
8:25 AM Nov 18th
from HootSuite
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Princess, it's time you knew the truth about Santa. Remember the awful smell in our chimney last Christmas? It wasn't really a dead squirrel
12:36 PM Nov 17th
from HootSuite
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is now on Facebook:
12:06 PM Nov 17th
from web
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- Name Rejected Cards
- Location USA
- Web http://www.facebo...
- Bio I'm a copywriter for a major greeting card company. I get bored and create cards I know we'll never print. These are those cards.
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