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reiley

  1. They always, always use lots of pauses & load their posts with leading or rhetorical questions they answer on your behalf. This is universal
  2. There's a very specific manner in which the entitled male nerd vents his frustration on the internet and I find it fascinating.
  3. He pushed his dumb scratching box in a circle around the living room.
  4. Whoops I gave my cat catnip & now I have this cat following me everywhere.
  5. You wake up to find a fedora has grown on your bedpost. A dark omen; you can't be rid of it. It haunts you. It will lay itself on your grave
  6. Cuba leads the world in inventive names for their children: bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-…
  7. @miluette I want nothing more than exactly this right now
  8. suddenly really Really craving pepperoni & cheese cubes
  9. @pizzatzhaderach Happy Birthday !!
  10. dog is just human who licks self; achieved self-actualization
  11. I put up a new color thing and a totally different color thing blows up in popularity. tumblr's explodin over here!!!
  12. @ElusiveMike Awh, thanks!
  13. @korybing @sfemonster i.imgur.com/e5CZm.jpg
  14. @ananthymous Pace thyself on bread and water, else thou shalst be-heading to the lavatory during the height of the show!
  15. A. Moron, Certified Electrician
  16. George Zimmerman's bail revoked, must turn himself in within 48 hrs: bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-…
  17. A new Three Color Critter returns after a brief hiatus: 3colorcritters.tumblr.com
  18. @PontiusPyrite fuckspud
  19. @korybing ahahahahaha they're doing the Stanky Legg holy shit
  20. Hahaha someone took my comic and made the best edit I have ever seen: youtube.com/watch?v=kvkKVs…