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  1. I had too many martinis yesterday during lunch and I became drunk and embarrassed myself. I've never been funnier!
  2. I slept on the couch last night after Joy pushed me out of bed, because she said I snore and she wants me to die. The couch was fantastic!
  3. I just booked tickets for a Caribbean cruise for Joy and I, because she said she hates looking at my face. It's gonna be great!
  4. Joy told me this morning that I made an ass of myself at the AARP thing on Friday! I'm telling you, I was on fire!
  5. Joy just pulled up my internets and sent this to me! This is great! We'll miss them too! http://tinyurl.com/6nhve3
  6. Is it just me or is there a little bit of sizzle going on today? Honestly, I can feel it. The ions are flying back and forth!