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  1. Black Friday makes me blue. RESIST SPENDING! 10:36 AM Nov 27th from web
  2. Thankful for his wee-wee and wisecracks. 12:54 PM Nov 26th from web
  3. "Daddy's making a big drink." 8:50 PM Nov 25th from web
  4. Just learned a new word in time for holiday blessings 'n such: assholic. Consider it yours. 11:52 AM Nov 25th from web
  5. @SeoulBrother Ok, I gotta know: How are you and Gruber getting those swell little gay knit caps on your avatars? Can I get a pink one? 10:59 AM Nov 24th from web in reply to SeoulBrother
  6. @OblongRobber Yes! Kill three birds with one stone. 3:49 PM Nov 21st from web in reply to OblongRobber
  7. Saturday To-Do List: 1. Make red Jell-O. 2. Cut toenails. 3. Torment my greyhound. 12:10 PM Nov 21st from web
  8. Shame on me for enjoying the cocoon of silence after he lost his voice to a head cold this week. 12:13 PM Nov 20th from web
  9. Who needs The Pill when your spouse wears Santa jammies? 3:06 PM Nov 19th from web
  10. This is what happens when people claim expertise on shit they don't know http://bit.ly/3Ng54T 10:29 AM Nov 17th from web
  11. @Brizzyc Good doggie! 10:16 AM Nov 17th from web in reply to Brizzyc
  12. He just made 40 gallons of chili, and ya know what? Farting aside, I want to spend eternity with this hunk o' burning love. 8:04 PM Nov 15th from web
  13. @jimray Frankly, I'm relieved you showered, too. 5:01 PM Nov 15th from web in reply to jimray
  14. @jimray Spoken like a man with a bestiality problem ... 4:48 PM Nov 14th from web in reply to jimray
  15. He awoke strangely happy today. I'm checking my pockets for my wallet. 11:07 AM Nov 14th from web
  16. Taking a mid-day break to revel in my "self-worth." 1:59 PM Nov 11th from web
  17. @SeoulBrother I got your "Thorn Birds" right here! 12:31 PM Nov 11th from web in reply to SeoulBrother
  18. @grantmeaccess I say accept. U ain't gonna say anything she hasn't heard before. 7:45 PM Nov 10th from web in reply to grantmeaccess
  19. Killed two attic rats and feeling a surge of power in my loins. Might also be PMS. 1:43 PM Nov 10th from web
  20. "Boiling potatoes." 12:57 PM Nov 9th from web