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ReedTeakell

Those last two tweets didn't post from last night for some reason, @tobias2087 #shittyservice about 2 hours ago via Echofon
From this day forth if I am not driving, I will be let in the rear passenger door by a driver or @tobias2087 Thank you for your cooperation about 2 hours ago via Echofon
Yeah. My former place of employment lends me tables for beer pong when I throw parties. #badass about 2 hours ago via Echofon
It's too bad I don't know of anyone who would take me to the strip club tonight in Odessa. about 2 hours ago via Echofon
UberFacts Optimistic people are 23% less likely to die of cancer and 30% less likely to die from heart diseases. about 6 hours ago via Buffer Retweeted by ReedTeakell and 1164 others
Had a successful party last night at the Van Der Teakell - Brown Haus @tobias2087 about 5 hours ago via Echofon
#pooptweet in a #publicbathroom #gross about 5 hours ago via Echofon
itStewieGriffin My chinese friend died last week. So Yung. 12:15 PM May 31st via HootSuite Retweeted by ReedTeakell and 99 others
@KalynKathryne that's hot. Lol 12:52 PM May 31st via Echofon in reply to KalynKathryne
I am in no way a Romney supporter though, Barry 'Bama. I just don't like you either. #obama 12:50 PM May 31st via Echofon
At least his is Billion, not Trillions lol RT @BarackObama: FACT: Governor Romney increased Massachusetts’ long-term debt by $2.6 billion. 12:49 PM May 31st via Echofon
itStewieGriffin "Please don't see me, please don't see me, please don't see me..." "HEYYYYY!" "Shit..." 10:00 AM May 31st via HootSuite Retweeted by ReedTeakell and 52 others
Y'aint got no fleas, Rojo please! 12:43 PM May 31st via Echofon
UberFacts Elephants kill more than 500 people every year. They have been known to also rape and kill grown rhinos. 8:47 PM May 30th via Buffer Retweeted by ReedTeakell and 3180 others
UberFacts About 80% of all cats are infected with Toxoplasma gondii, a parasite than can cause depression, anxiety, and schizophrenia in humans. 7:47 PM May 30th via Buffer Retweeted by ReedTeakell and 2621 others
MensHumor I hate when I see that a movie is rated PG-13. You might as well just say, "This movie is not as good as it could have been." 8:00 AM May 30th via HootSuite Retweeted by ReedTeakell and 2673 others
Student_Pains Facebook is like the girlfriend you no longer like, but are scared to dump because you've invested so much time in the relationship. 7:56 AM May 30th via web Retweeted by ReedTeakell and 165 others
Come on, nancy. These are people from the upper crust of society. They do coke. 3:12 AM May 30th via Echofon
@oh_honaay infidelity and theft are two things that are non-negotiably break up material. 2:46 PM May 29th via Echofon in reply to oh_honaay
sethmeyers21 I define "militant" as anyone giving me the stink eye 2:22 PM May 29th via web Retweeted by ReedTeakell and 254 others